YOU ATE THE STUFF I SAID WAS FORBIDDEN!! WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF??
...plus 6,000 years of word of mouth...
But why is it wrong to do something that is forbidden?
Oh, right. They couldn't know that without eating the fruit first.
Seeing the fruit contained all knowledge, not knowledge of morality, that isn't quite a true statement. And who said eating the fruit was forbidden? God tells them that it'll kill them, that is why they can't eat the fruit.
I'm surprised Eddie Izzard hasn't snuck upon this yet.
G: You may eat of any tree here, except the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, lest if you eat of it, you will surely die.
M: That seems odd.
G: What?
M: That Tree of Death thing.
G: No, it is the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, not the Tree of Death.
M: But if I eat it, I'd die... so that means Tree of Death. You really should reconsider relabeling the tree for safety consideration.
G: The name of the tree is not important...
M: Maybe I should cut it down. I mean why even have the threat hanging over the Garden in the first place?
G: You will not cut down the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil!
M: Hmm.... can I lick the fruit?
G: What?
M: The fruit... from the Tree of Death. Hey, what if I chew, but don't swallow? Will that kill me?
G: You can not chew it, you can not lick it!
M: What about the tree itself? Can I touch it?
G: Yes, you can touch the tree.
M *goes over and pokes the tree*: Look at me! I'm poking the Tree of Death! *gleefully laughing*
M: So... are there any other things you put here that can kill me?
G: No.
M: So just the Tree of Death.
G: *annoyed* The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.
M: So what is that all about anyway? What is Good and Evil?
G: It is a metaphor for all knowledge.
M: A metaphor?
G: Yes.
M: There are only two of us, why the heck are you using a metaphor? One I didn't even get. Of course, if I ate the fruit I would have gotten the metaphor, but then I'd die because it is a Tree of Death.
G: Just...
M: And why in the heck is a Tree that grants all knowledge to the person who eats from it something that also kills you? That doesn't sound intelligently designed.
G: It doesn't...
M: Hey, what if I eat a piece of fruit from the Tree of Death and the Tree of Life at the same time?
G: Just don't eat the damn fruit okay!
M: Or lick it! *wink*
G: Enough! *hits reset button*
G *talking to man and woman*: And you may eat of any tree in the garden, but not from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Bad, lest if you eat
or even touch it, you will surely die.
M/W: Woah!