Trump is so sold out to super rich, Zionist Jews that it is not even funny. Mind boggling, really.
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Agreed... I think there is possibly some humor.
Trump: *looking in mirror, fixing hair* I am beautiful.
*intercom buzzes*
Secretary: There is a Zionist Jew for you on line 4 Mr. Trump.
Trump: Man... I hate being beholden to these people. *picks up phone* Hello?
Zionist Jew: *blah blah blah*
Trump: Yes, I know how important Zionism is to you and I make that my number one priority. *rolls eyes*
Zionist Jew: *blah blah blah*
Trump: Yes, and you Judaism is also greatly important. I back that 105%. *face into palms*
Zionist Jew: *blah blah blah*
Trump: Yes, beholden... all the way.
Zionist Jew: *blah blah blah*
Trump: Yes, it was nice talking to you too. Goodbye. *hangs up phone*
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Trump: I never should have forced the USFL schedule to the Fall.