Images that make you laugh

[Thomas II]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Elixir]

 

[Elixir]

 

[Thomas II]

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[SLD]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

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So those are the words.

 

[Iznomneak]

 

[SLD]

 

[SLD]

 

[Loren Pechtel]

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Why should I fear either of these mythical beings?

 

[bilby]

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Why should I fear either of these mythical beings?

Sounds like somebody doesn’t care too much about the inhabitants of Tokyo.

 

[SLD]

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Why should I fear either of these mythical beings?

Godzilla is less mythical than god.

 

[Elixir]

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Why should I fear either of these mythical beings?

Godzilla is less mythical than god.

Anything-zilla is less mythical than it was before you added zilla.

 

[Jayjay]

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Why should I fear either of these mythical beings?

The one wearing jeans has a gun in his pick-up truck and the one wearing the white T-shirt is an escaped convict from Australia.

 

[bilby]

an escaped convict from Australia.

That’s a tautology. You can just say “from Australia”.

 

[Bomb#20]

an escaped convict from Australia.

That’s a tautology. You can just say “from Australia”.

That's an unfair stereotype. Some were extradited.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Me: Fear God?
Evangelist: Yes.
Me: Why? Because he is going to tell my father to murder me or tell me to murder my son?
Evangelist: That isn't what that means.
Me: "The Fear of Isaac"?
Evangelist: You are taking this out of context.
Me: So I shouldn't fear god then?
Evangelist: If you don't repent, you'll go to hell.
Me: Your sign says nothing about hell.
Evangelist: It is implied.
Me: Whatever, I am just making certain that I shouldn't be looking over my shoulder to see my Dad with a knife.
Evangelist: Why don't you people take this seriously?
Me: He's coming over for dinner tonight.
Evangelist: Stop talking to me.
Me: Maybe we'll do lasagna instead of steak.

 

[SLD]