Sorry, dis. You might think yourself black as the proverbial ace of spades. But you got whiteness. Just being from Texas makes you covered in whiteness.Speak for yourself snowflake, a lot of those things don't apply to me.
And noticing some white people think they don't count as white wasn't on the list of things white people do, so I don't see how doing that makes me count as white.
A, I'm in Texas but not from it. 2, I'm reasonably sure not everyone in Texas is white. C, looking back at the list of white things in the OP I don't actually think any of them accurately apply to me so if those are the aspects of whiteness I'm out.
I shall await future posts making sweeping generalizations about other races so I can learn which race is my new ingroup.
I do like Mexican food...