I am wondering how can a politician who is elected to congress have as much power as possible. What can that person do to make sure that they have as much power and influence as possible when they are in congress.
[violent joke removed per TOU ] When you’re the last one, you’ll have ALL THE POWER
MWAHAHAHA!
DON’T LISTEN TO HIM! ^ That’s the democrats way. You don’t want to be like them!
Seriously, if what you want is power, watch the congressional Republicans. They’re kinda like you, Buzz - a bunch of selfish, angry assholes with no interest in governance, just interested in power. So if you want power, emulate them!
* If Trump gets some applause with a line, for instance, you should repeat it. Ad nauseum, like Trump does.
* ALWAYS promise whatever people want, and make sure to say, clearly and powerfully, that YOU ALONE can provide it. That really works well with Teh Stoopids.
* Lie through your teeth about anyone who opposes you, and try to ruin their lives if you can.
* Cheat and steal whenever and however you can- it's the Republican Murkin way!
MOST IMPORTANT:
* Don’t get bogged down in all that legislation BS. It can only cause you headaches, and it requires actual work, which takes away from your power grabbing time.
Good luck Buzz. I hope you don’t forget about us peons when you have
ALL THE POWER!!’