Caption Contest

[Thomas II]

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your ears hang low?

 

[jonatha]

Through the miracle of genetic engineering we have created a goat that produces hair that's 20% spandex

 

[mudlark]

Back at ya,

Thomas II​

Winner.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks! Caption this...

 

[jonatha]

Blue! No, green!

 

[gmbteach]

Aahh, but can your steely chariot jump fences, weave between narrowly spaced trees, and, as you can clearly see, lick his own dick?

 

[gmbteach]

That’s not your dick you stupid horse!

 

[ZiprHead]

"Captain, we've got problem here. This asshole keeps demanding a shrubbery."

 

[Tigers!]

What do you call your noble steed?

 

[Elixir]

No Sarge - he say he’s not doing anything illegal, but I know that horse is on something!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Yeah, we have some dope dressed as a 13th century Knight Templar who thinks he is dressed in 15th century soldier attire.... over.

 

[WAB]

I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albaquerque.

 

[hyzer]

None shall pass!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

No... you idiot, it is the headless horseman, not the headless horse man.

 

[ZiprHead]

Need to name a winner @Thomas II .

 

[Thomas II]

I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albaquerque.

WINNER!!!

 

[WAB]

Thanks! This:

 

[hyzer]

Smoke on the Water

(Photoshop?)

 

[Elixir]

(Photoshop?)

Either that or the pope’s right hand has five fingers snd a thumb.

 

[ZiprHead]

"Stairway To Heaven? Blasphemy!!!?

"Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath. Now THAT's a song."