Caption Contest

[Thomas II]

"Look, Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom"

 

[bilby]

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You really shouldn't get a pedigree cat; They are often in bread.

 

[ZiprHead]

"Hold the mayo, extra Friskies, please."

 

[Tigers!]

I am a pure bread cat

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Tabby toast was a short lived fad.

Being a cat isn't wasn't all that it was sliced up to be.

Kitty Jesus rises from the dead.

Look this is a matter of loaf or death!

Need some catsup?

Go ahead... make another pun... I'm daring you!

 

[starwater]

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You really shouldn't get a pedigree cat; They are often in bread.

All really hilarious! Only one winner though ^

 

[bilby]

Thank you!

Try this one:

 

[Tigers!]

Barbos tells me Russia wants my pterodactyl drone.
How much should I charge?

 

[Thomas II]

Thank you!

Try this one:
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She's got to choke it like this!!! Capisce?

 

[mudlark]

How I grab my pterodactyl is none of your Falken business.

 

[bilby]

How I grab my pterodactyl is none of your Falken business.

Winner!

 

[mudlark]

Next up...

 

[WAB]

Musk introduces the first Origami automobile...

 

[jonatha]

Of course it's at an Arby's...

 

[blastula]

Charlie, a travelling aluminum siding salesman, was his own biggest customer.

 

[unapologetic]

Because of all the Tesla protests/vandalism, I camoflaged my Cybertruck.

 

[Tigers!]

Latest Russian AFV.

 

[mudlark]

Charlie, a travelling aluminum siding salesman, was his own biggest customer.

blastula for the WIN !
( I particularly like the snazzy garage shop light used for headlights)

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Next up...

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Poor man's Cybertruck, and only looka 85% as ridiculous.

 

[blastula]

Thanks, caption this.