Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

20 smokes a day will really have the hair growing on you.

It brings in the ladies. Really, it does.

Do you remember that time I went into space?

 

[angelo]

20 smokes a day will really have the hair growing on you.

It brings in the ladies. Really, it does.

Do you remember that time I went into space?

It was right about then when back from space I started to smoke. Haven't stopped since.

 

[gmbteach]

I quit yesterday for crying out loud. Do I have to quit EVERY day to make you happy?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Yeah, i used to throw fecal matter at the zoo patrons. People got upset.
But this? Light up, take a drag, and animal rights activists, health nuts AND moms like to lose their fucking minds.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine."

 

[Hickdive]

It was right about then when back from space I started to smoke. Haven't stopped since.

Winner! New pic please.

 

[Celldweller]

24 hour rule? +1 for Angelo. Cheers and have at this gem.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Technically, that's been photoshopped....

 

[Celldweller]

Technically, that's been photoshopped....

Dagnabbit! 'Murica!! Good for a laugh? ...............I concede the pic as a rule abiding forum citizen. But don't tell me you didn't laugh! Ok. New pic. Blimey.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Technically, that's been photoshopped....

Dagnabbit! 'Murica!! Good for a laugh? ...............I concede the pic as a rule abiding forum citizen. But don't tell me you didn't laugh! Ok. New pic. Blimey.

I didn't laugh...

Those things don't corner for shit.

 

[Thomas II]

Since Angelo seems to be unavailable...and 24 hours rule...and that was photoshopped...and Keith &Co didn't laugh...

How about...

 

[Celldweller]

Since Angelo seems to be unavailable...and 24 hours rule...and that was photoshopped...and Keith &Co didn't laugh...

How about...

"Well hey Larry! You were invited to the 4th Annual Black Condom Masquerade Ball too? So, what's the safe word again?"

 

[gmbteach]

Since Angelo seems to be unavailable...and 24 hours rule...and that was photoshopped...and Keith &Co didn't laugh...

How about...

When they said they were giving me a junior assistant, I wasn't expecting a smaller version of my self.

 

[Keith&Co.]

One more mini-me joke, mate, i'm going to climb up there and punch you in the mini-cock.

 

[bilby]

...So then I told the Sergeant that as a Probationary Constable I needed a mentor who knows the streets; Someone I could really look up to.

 

[angelo]

Sorry guys, been away for the weekend.

 

[angelo]

Come on you little shit, make my day! The thing you have to ask yourself, do I feel lucky? Well, do you punk!

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

When they said they were giving me a junior assistant, I wasn't expecting a smaller version of my self.

Take it away gmbteach!

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks. Am not able to post a pic till tomorrow so, it's up for grabs.

 

[angelo]

OK. Try this one and gmteach you can pick a winner as I will not be online tomorrow.