Caption Contest

[Celldweller]

Winner!

Take it away, Keith&Co

Thanks, thanks.

How about:

FEMA spokeswoman Wilma Floodlove, was quite proud of the new mandate- all homes in a floodzone need to be turned upsidedown in the event a rescue chopper needs a spot to land (Article 4, sec 2.3-2.7)

 

[bilby]

The Wicked Witch of the East survives a close shave.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

George W Bush decides to follow Jimmy Carter's example and do some work for Habitat For Humanity.

 

[gmbteach]

WOW!! They said the tumbling house ride was scary, but that was beyond scary. Can't wait to do it again.

 

[angelo]

Bloory architect drunk again!

 

[Keith&Co.]

The Wicked Witch of the East survives a close shave.

Winner! Your turn, Bilby.

 

[gmbteach]

The Wicked Witch of the East survives a close shave.

Winner! Your turn, Bilby.

I agree. That was a good one.

 

[Hickdive]

The Wicked Witch of the East survives a close shave.

Winner! Your turn, Bilby.

I lol'ed but couldn't green Bilby again.

 

[bilby]

Thank you very much

Try this one:

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Training issues negatively impacted the Iraqi Army's attempt to retake Tikrit from ISIS.

 

[gmbteach]

Dang, I knew I shouldn't have taken that curve so quick!!!!!!!!

(Realises chances of winning with that number of '!' are reduced)

 

[angelo]

Iron Man was here!

 

[bigfield]

Meanwhile, in the Australian Army:

 

[Keith&Co.]

"Hey! They broke my watch!"

(probably too obscure a movie reference, but i laughed)

 

[bilby]

"Hey! They broke my watch!"

(probably too obscure a movie reference, but i laughed)

As a massive fan of Jake and Elwood Blues, I have no choice but to declare this the winner.

 

[Keith&Co.]

"Hey! They broke my watch!"

As a massive fan of Jake and Elwood Blues, I have no choice but to declare this the winner.

Thanks. I really wanted 'I'm going to get those two, if it's the last thing i ever do' but the upsidedownness was too compelling.

Okay. Now, i have one saved for such an event:

 

[bilby]

...and it's ladies night, tonight, at the Palace Hotel Ballroom...

 

[Keith&Co.]

...and it's ladies night, tonight, at the Palace Hotel Ballroom...

Unfortunately, i must spread some more reputation around before laughing myself unconscious...

 

[Keith&Co.]

I should probably point out that i was laughing from the irony, the juxtaposition of HIS well chosen Blues Brothers quote to my blues brothers quote, not an automatic win for the Bilby having the best possible caption for this picture....

 

[bilby]

I should probably point out that i was laughing from the irony, the juxtaposition of HIS well chosen Blues Brothers quote to my blues brothers quote, not an automatic win for the Bilby having the best possible caption for this picture....

Oh, please, don't pick me as the winner again. Have you any idea how hard it was to flip that tank over for my previous submission? I'm exhausted!