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Not according to the lyrics in the songs on my First Century Aramaic Rock CD. In the title song "Womb Tomb is da Bomb", they're pronounced "Wohm Tom is da Boom". Kind of Irish.
What does it sound like in Welsh?

The only surviving Welsh versions on CD from that time succumbed to disc rot, so no one truly knows.


"Why not .. were you NOT there?"
 
What does it sound like in Welsh?

Nothing like it sounds like in German.

Why was my grandmother such an anal-retentive prick?
 
What does it sound like in Welsh?

Nothing like it sounds like in German.

Why was my grandmother such an anal-retentive prick?
She was really transgender.

Why does my mischievous dog look so innocent while asleep?

Because your mischievous dog IS innocent while asleep. Might be the only time, but that's how it is with mischievous dogs.
Why does my otherwise-very-good dog expect me to wipe his butt when he gets a dingleberry?
 
Because they are.

Why do we say people are a sandwich short of a picnic?

Because they're a brick shy of a load. A can short of a six pack. Their elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

What's black and yellow with a big, scary looking stinger and two large pincers on its snout?
 
Because they are.

Why do we say people are a sandwich short of a picnic?

Because they're a brick shy of a load. A can short of a six pack. Their elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

What's black and yellow with a big, scary looking stinger and two large pincers on its snout?

This close enough:

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Or am I just being cheeky?
 
What's black and yellow with a big, scary looking stinger and two large pincers on its snout?

My mother-in-law.

When LEDs make it unnecessary to replace light bulbs, what will replace "how many x does it take to screw in a light bulb" jokes?
 
When LEDs make it unnecessary to replace light bulbs, what will replace "how many x does it take to screw in a light bulb" jokes?

The next generation will be "How many x does it take to screw in a hot tub?"

X is ubiquitous for its use as "the unknown." Why is "x" so mysterious? Does "a" just look too friendly and personable?
 
When LEDs make it unnecessary to replace light bulbs, what will replace "how many x does it take to screw in a light bulb" jokes?

The next generation will be "How many x does it take to screw in a hot tub?"

X is ubiquitous for its use as "the unknown." Why is "x" so mysterious? Does "a" just look too friendly and personable?

X is not mysterious - it marks the SPOT.
Why is it always coupled with Y in differential equations though?
 
Because it's one of the cards you combine with Z and Polymerization to create XYZ Dragon!

Why aren't pizza boxes and fast food bags recyclable?
 
Why aren't pizza boxes and fast food bags recyclable?
It's bad enough watching the delivery guy wipe his nose with his bare hand while he's handing over the no-longer-appetizing food, you wanna worry who else has eaten out of the box?

How many creationists does it take to google a recent archaeological find?
 
Why aren't pizza boxes and fast food bags recyclable?
It's bad enough watching the delivery guy wipe his nose with his bare hand while he's handing over the no-longer-appetizing food, you wanna worry who else has eaten out of the box?

How many creationists does it take to google a recent archaeological find?

ALL archaeological finds are recent, if you're a creationist.

Why does radiocarbon dating provide accurate results to creationists, but only up to 6000 years?
 
It's bad enough watching the delivery guy wipe his nose with his bare hand while he's handing over the no-longer-appetizing food, you wanna worry who else has eaten out of the box?

How many creationists does it take to google a recent archaeological find?

ALL archaeological finds are recent, if you're a creationist.

Why does radiocarbon dating provide accurate results to creationists, but only up to 6000 years?

Because it took that long to get their fast food!

Is fast food really bad for us?
 
Is fast food really bad for us?

Of course not. That's just a rumor started by the same folks who came up with that "Global Warming" hogwash. Pay it no mind.

How does a thermos know whether to keep hot stuff hot or cold stuff cold?

It cannot do both. You get a red one to keep things hot and a blue one to keep things cold.

Tea or coffee?
 
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