Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[gmbteach]

If Holly celebrates Holi, is she then holy?

Considering the images that conjures, I'd have to say no....

Why doesn't the nonUSA part of the world like peanut butter?

I am nonUSA and I like it and considering that I am part of the world, your question no longer makes sense.

Understand?

 

[athee]

I am nonUSA and I like it and considering that I am part of the world, your question no longer makes sense.

Understand?

I prefer to overstand. To do otherwise is underachieving.



What is that patch of fuzz in the small of your back just above your butt crack for?

 

[ZiprHead]

I am nonUSA and I like it and considering that I am part of the world, your question no longer makes sense.

Understand?

I prefer to overstand. To do otherwise is underachieving.



What is that patch of fuzz in the small of your back just above your butt crack for?

That's what the dingleberry fairies hold onto while they do their job.

Why did Brad's wife get fired on his birthday?

 

[gmbteach]

Because he was caught with his wife where he shouldn't have been.

And now the real question is, where were they?

 

[Atheos]

Because he was caught with his wife where he shouldn't have been.

And now the real question is, where were they?

They were at the pickle factory where Brad's wife worked. They were sticking his penis in the pickle slicer, which is why Brad's wife got fired. They fired the pickle slicer too.

What is your quest?

 

[jonatha]

What is your quest?

I seek Castle Anthrax.

Where'd it go?

 

[athee]

I seek Castle Anthrax.

Where'd it go?

I have it right here in this envelope.


How did I fit it in that envelope?

 

[bilby]

I seek Castle Anthrax.

Where'd it go?

I have it right here in this envelope.


How did I fit it in that envelope?

Grand Mal seizure.

How much is that doggy in the window:

A) less than 30% of the time
B) 30-50% of the time
C) 50-70% of the time
D) more than 70% of the time

For extra credit, how does your answer change if the dog has a waggly tail?

 

[Elixir]

I have it right here in this envelope.


How did I fit it in that envelope?

Grand Mal seizure.

How much is that doggy in the window:

A) less than 30% of the time
B) 30-50% of the time
C) 50-70% of the time
D) more than 70% of the time

For extra credit, how does your answer change if the dog has a waggly tail?

None of the above. It's in the window 100% of the time because it's a stuffed dog.
* Extra credit: No change. It's stuffed and motorized.

Do you still hope that doggy's for sale?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Do you still hope that doggy's for sale?

Yes, because it would really suck if such a doggy were for hire...

What category would you absolutely rule in on Jeopardy?

 

[jonatha]

What category would you absolutely rule in on Jeopardy?

Getting the Answer Right After the Other Two Contestants Have Missed It

But how would I ever win the Daily Double?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

What category would you absolutely rule in on Jeopardy?

Getting the Answer Right After the Other Two Contestants Have Missed It

But how would I ever win the Daily Double?

You will never win the daily double. I would stick to palindromes, and that's on the level.

Were T'rex puny armed scavengers or nasty hunters?

 

[athee]

Were T'rex puny armed scavengers or nasty hunters?


Unknown for sure, but we know they were great lovers from this documentary:
https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO


Why is the waste duct right next to the pleasure palace?

 

[gmbteach]

Were T'rex puny armed scavengers or nasty hunters?


Unknown for sure, but we know they were great lovers from this documentary:
https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO


Why is the waste duct right next to the pleasure palace?

Town planning gone wrong!

Would you live across the road from the dead centre of Town?

 

[Atheos]

Would you live across the road from the dead centre of Town?

Might as well. My presence there would be the very reason folks referred to it as "dead."

Why don't the words comb, tomb and bomb all rhyme?

 

[jonatha]

Why don't the words comb, tomb and bomb all rhyme?

Who says they don't?

Why are place names in Welsh so long?

 

[Elixir]

Why don't the words comb, tomb and bomb all rhyme?

Who says they don't?

Why are place names in Welsh so long?

Because whales are so long.

Why do they call failing to pay off a bet "welching"?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Why do they call failing to pay off a bet "welching"?

It comes from a time when people used clams as money, and some people tried to pay their debts with whelks.
It never worked.


What was the first thing Jesus did when he woke up in the tomb?

 

[bilby]

Why do they call failing to pay off a bet "welching"?

It comes from a time when people used clams as money, and some people tried to pay their debts with whelks.
It never worked.


What was the first thing Jesus did when he woke up in the tomb?

He thought, 'This is like being in a womb, or a bomb'.

Then he thought 'Hey, that rhymes!'

Do tomb, womb, and bomb rhyme in first century Aramaic?

 

[Elixir]

It comes from a time when people used clams as money, and some people tried to pay their debts with whelks.
It never worked.


What was the first thing Jesus did when he woke up in the tomb?

He thought, 'This is like being in a womb, or a bomb'.

Then he thought 'Hey, that rhymes!'

Do tomb, womb, and bomb rhyme in first century Aramaic?

Not according to the lyrics in the songs on my First Century Aramaic Rock CD. In the title song "Womb Tomb is da Bomb", they're pronounced "Wohm Tom is da Boom". Kind of Irish.
What does it sound like in Welsh?