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I find I get a better response by licking the entire area as opposed to concentrating on just the center.

Chrissy or Janet?
Janet, long term; Chrissy, short term

Who can name the five stooges?

Anyone can name them. There are plenty of stooges. They're like things that way.

Could seven dwarfs beat up five stooges?
 
Janet, long term; Chrissy, short term

Who can name the five stooges?

Anyone can name them. There are plenty of stooges. They're like things that way.

Could seven dwarfs beat up five stooges?
Grumpy definitely could beat them up by himself I reckon. :)

Is this thread the replacement for the 'Interview the member below you' thread?
 
Anyone can name them. There are plenty of stooges. They're like things that way.

Could seven dwarfs beat up five stooges?
Grumpy definitely could beat them up by himself I reckon. :)

Is this thread the replacement for the 'Interview the member below you' thread?

Ask a stupid question :rolleyes:

Is a bunch of non-sequitur questions an interview?
 
WiFi interferes with the MRI machines.

Or is it the other way around?
Maybe neither.

What is the length, width, and heighth of a planc (sp)?

1.616229(38)×10−35 metres

If I am convicted of pirating a video about particle physics, can I be made to walk the Planck?
 
As long as you jump into a mini-black hole, I don't see a problem.

Why do extra-terrestrials interfere with my facial expressions?
 
I tried some cliche, but didn't care for it. Too bland if you ask me.

I strongly suspect T-rex could fly... don't let those puny arms fools you. This being said, I suspect I shot the last one with my 12 gauge yesterday. Was this wrong? (Fucking thing was getting into my tomatoes.)
 
I tried some cliche, but didn't care for it. Too bland if you ask me.

I strongly suspect T-rex could fly... don't let those puny arms fools you. This being said, I suspect I shot the last one with my 12 gauge yesterday. Was this wrong? (Fucking thing was getting into my tomatoes.)

Nah, you gotta protect them tomatoes!

If you could resurrect any dinosaur, what would it be and why?
 
Do all dinosaurs taste like chicken?

No, but it's a tautology that all chickens taste like dinosaur.

What would dinosaurs be called if the egghead that named them knew Latin rather than Greek?
 
What would dinosaurs be called if the egghead that named them knew Latin rather than Greek?

Tonilacerta. Which sounds like a baseball coach or something. Not nearly as threatening.

When does a guy cross that boundary from being "distinguished looking" to just being an old codger?
 
When does a guy cross that boundary from being "distinguished looking" to just being an old codger?
When his dick pic goes viral.


What's the difference between a Bumpkin and a Yokel?

Bumpkins are common around Halloween, Yokels live in the mountains of Switzerland.
Are yokels necessarily hillbillies?
 
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