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2,500 year-old gay erotica found carved in rock & it is ‘monumental in scale’

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The Guardian reports that Dr. Andreas Vlachopoulos, a prehistoric archaeologist working on the small Greek island of Astypalaia, discovered some of the world’s oldest erotic carvings in 2014 – and they’re very, very gay:
https://www.theguardian.com/science...-erotic-graffiti-astypalaia-classical-greece
[Vlachopoulos] chanced upon a couple of racy inscriptions and large phalluses carved into Astypalaia’s rocky peninsula at Vathy. The inscriptions, both dating to the fifth and sixth centuries BC, were “so monumental in scale” – and so tantalizingly clear – he was left in no doubt of the motivation behind the artworks.

“They were what I would call triumphant inscriptions,” said the Princeton-trained professor who found them while introducing students to the ancient island world of the Aegean. “They claimed their own space in large letters that not only expressed sexual desire but talked about the act of sex itself,” he told the Guardian. “And that is very, very rare.”

Chiseled into the outcrops of dolomite limestone that dot the cape, the inscriptions have provided invaluable insight into the private lives of those who inhabited archaic and classical Greece. One, believed to have been carved in the mid-sixth century BC, proclaimed: “Nikasitimos was here mounting Timiona.”

Dr. Vlachopoulos added that the newly-discovered graffiti is especially significant because of its use of the past continuous tense (i.e. “was mounting”). “It clearly says,” explained Vlachopoulos, “that these two men were making love over a long period of time, emphasizing the sexual act in a way that is highly unusual in erotic artwork.”

A limestone engraving of two penises underneath the name of Dion was also discovered in the same general area of the island, indicating “similar behavior on the part of Dion,” according to Vlachopoulos.
 
Impossible. Homosexuality is a communist invention designed to weaken and cuckify our proud Anglo-American breed!
 
It was an island, there wasn't much to do, and well, things happened.
 
I was expecting the headline to end with "and it is FABULOUS."
 
I was expecting the headline to end with "and it is FABULOUS."

Where does the gay "Fabulous..." thing come from?

The Californian Valley... i.e. the "Valley girl". "Fabulous" (derived "from fables") was a common adjective used by them. for whatever reason, Gay men culturally adopted much of "valley speak", or "valspeak" as that stereotypical lispy dialect, and adopted the phraseology along with it. "Oh.My.God."... "gag me with a spoon", "like, totally fabulous!"... as examples.
Purely my guess on this part... but valspeak was uniquely and strictly "feminine"... which may be why gay men were attracted to the dialect... There were no "Valley boys".
 
ohh. lol, well, at least something good came out of the valley. :D
 
Where does the gay "Fabulous..." thing come from?

The Californian Valley... i.e. the "Valley girl". "Fabulous" (derived "from fables") was a common adjective used by them. for whatever reason, Gay men culturally adopted much of "valley speak", or "valspeak" as that stereotypical lispy dialect, and adopted the phraseology along with it. "Oh.My.God."... "gag me with a spoon", "like, totally fabulous!"... as examples.
Purely my guess on this part... but valspeak was uniquely and strictly "feminine"... which may be why gay men were attracted to the dialect... There were no "Valley boys".

Then there is the programming language, VALGOL:
From its modest beginnings in southern California's San Fernando Valley, VALGOL is enjoying a dramatic surge of popularity across the industry. VALGOL commands include REALLY, LIKE, WELL, and Y$KNOW. Variables are assigned with the =LIKE and =TOTALLY operators. Other operators include the "CALIFORNIA BOOLEANS", FERSURE, and NOWAY. Repetions of code are handle in FOR-SURE loops. Here is a sample VALGOL program:

14 LIKE, Y$KNOW (I MEAN) START
%% IF
PI A =LIKE BITCHEN AND
01 B =LIKE TUBULAR AND
9C =LIKE GRODY^MAX
4K (FERSURE)^2
18 THEN
4I FOR I= LIKE 1 TO OH MAYBE 100
86 DO WAH + (DITTY^2)
9 BARF(I) =TOTALLY GROSS(OUT)
-17 SURE
1F LIKE BAG THIS PROGRAM
? REALLY
$$ LIKE TOTALLY (Y$KNOW)

VALGOL is characterized by its unfriendly error messages. For example, when the user makes a syntax error, the interpreter displays the message GAG ME WITH A SPOON

http://www.gshotts.com/humor/languages.htm
 
Due to sexual corruption of its past, no doubt why Greece extinguished itself to become a country with poor economical record and no political influence in Europe.
 
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