Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[gmbteach]

I don't know WHY, but the day i learned they make edible panties, i could think of nothing else for the rest of the week...

What's a good question to ask?

Holy shit, what a stupid question. Well done.

Should I move to North Korea and run for president?

If you do I would say it's been nice knowing you.

Can someone else ask the next question?

 

[fast]

Holy shit, what a stupid question. Well done.

Should I move to North Korea and run for president?

If you do I would say it's been nice knowing you.

Can someone else ask the next question?

Yes, but don't think that things are as they always appear. For instance, "can you please pass the salt?" is uttered in the form of a question, but seriously, is the person really and truly asking a question concerning the abilities of the person that such an utterance is directed at? In some rare instances, perhaps, but in the typical situation, it's a directive (like an order or command) but masked with pleasantry.

Speaking of "can", there is a distinction that can be contrasted by differentiating the opposites of "cannot" and "can not." I cannot fly like a bird expresses an inability while I can walk like a normal person expresses an ability, so on the one hand, there is the "can" of ability. I can stop for the blue light or I can not stop for the blue light, and as life has it, there will be consequences for the choices I make, so there is the "can" of choice.

You can run, or you can not run, but false is he that says you cannot run.

Next question: differentiate a couple differences of "may." Oh, is that not a question? Sure about that? Why, because it wasn't formed differently? Tsk tsk.

 

[Keith&Co.]

If you do I would say it's been nice knowing you.

Can someone else ask the next question?

Yes, but don't think that things are as they always appear. For instance, "can you please pass the salt?" is uttered in the form of a question, but seriously, is the person really and truly asking a question concerning the abilities of the person that such an utterance is directed at? In some rare instances, perhaps, but in the typical situation, it's a directive (like an order or command) but masked with pleasantry.

Speaking of "can", there is a distinction that can be contrasted by differentiating the opposites of "cannot" and "can not." I cannot fly like a bird expresses an inability while I can walk like a normal person expresses an ability, so on the one hand, there is the "can" of ability. I can stop for the blue light or I can not stop for the blue light, and as life has it, there will be consequences for the choices I make, so there is the "can" of choice.

You can run, or you can not run, but false is he that says you cannot run.

Next question: differentiate a couple differences of "may." Oh, is that not a question? Sure about that? Why, because it wasn't formed differently? Tsk tsk.

TL; DC

Thank you, may I have another?

 

[Elixir]

Yes, but don't think that things are as they always appear. For instance, "can you please pass the salt?" is uttered in the form of a question, but seriously, is the person really and truly asking a question concerning the abilities of the person that such an utterance is directed at? In some rare instances, perhaps, but in the typical situation, it's a directive (like an order or command) but masked with pleasantry.

Speaking of "can", there is a distinction that can be contrasted by differentiating the opposites of "cannot" and "can not." I cannot fly like a bird expresses an inability while I can walk like a normal person expresses an ability, so on the one hand, there is the "can" of ability. I can stop for the blue light or I can not stop for the blue light, and as life has it, there will be consequences for the choices I make, so there is the "can" of choice.

You can run, or you can not run, but false is he that says you cannot run.

Next question: differentiate a couple differences of "may." Oh, is that not a question? Sure about that? Why, because it wasn't formed differently? Tsk tsk.

TL; DC

Thank you, may I have another?

Yes.
Why would you stop at a blue light?

 

[fast]

TL; DC

Thank you, may I have another?

Yes.
Why would you stop at a blue light?

That's where K-mart used to have their specials.

If it's 8:00 PM Thursday night, and you rent a movie advertised as being due back in 24 hours but are told to sign a paper saying it's due back by 12:00 midnight Friday, why the 20 hour deceit?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Yes.
Why would you stop at a blue light?

That's where K-mart used to have their specials.

If it's 8:00 PM Thursday night, and you rent a movie advertised as being due back in 24 hours but are told to sign a paper saying it's due back by 12:00 midnight Friday, why the 20 hour deceit?

By having you sign the paper they are being more open with their deceit.

Whatever happened to the original Jackson Six?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Whatever happened to the original Jackson Six?

Everything went down in the recession.

What's scarier, clowns or pterodactyls?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Whatever happened to the original Jackson Six?

Everything went down in the recession.

What's scarier, clowns or pterodactyls?

Jesus fucking Christ. Clowns for fuck sake.

Who would fare better in a cage match with a pterodactyl - the Osmonds or The Pointer Sisters?

 

[gmbteach]

Everything went down in the recession.

What's scarier, clowns or pterodactyls?

Jesus fucking Christ. Clowns for fuck sake.

Who would fare better in a cage match with a pterodactyl - the Osmonds or The Pointer Sisters?

The Osmonds, their smile would blind them.

Do the Pointer Sisters have a Point.

 

[OLDMAN]

Yes, their nipples.
Do pterodactyls have nipples?

 

[gmbteach]

Yes, their nipples.
Do pterodactyls have nipples?

No. They laid eggs.

When did you last lay an egg?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Yes, their nipples.
Do pterodactyls have nipples?

No. They laid eggs.

When did you last lay an egg?

Two oclock this morning, actually. (see 'things that make you laugh' thread)

Does it count as 'have nipples' if they rend the flesh of a mammal to rip the nipples off?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Does it count as 'have nipples' if they rend the flesh of a mammal to rip the nipples off?

Only if the nipples fossilize, which is doubtful.

Why do I get those stupid smirky looks when I order three double-cheeseburgers, large fries, large curly fries, two apple pies, a banana split and a large diet soda?

 

[Elixir]

Does it count as 'have nipples' if they rend the flesh of a mammal to rip the nipples off?

Only if the nipples fossilize, which is doubtful.

Why do I get those stupid smirky looks when I order three double-cheeseburgers, large fries, large curly fries, two apple pies, a banana split and a large diet soda?

Because of the diet soda.
Have you tried ordering three of each, to make it seem like there might be three of you?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Does it count as 'have nipples' if they rend the flesh of a mammal to rip the nipples off?

Only if the nipples fossilize, which is doubtful.

Why do I get those stupid smirky looks when I order three double-cheeseburgers, large fries, large curly fries, two apple pies, a banana split and a large diet soda?

Because of the diet soda.
Have you tried ordering three of each, to make it seem like there might be three of you?

No. My cloning abilities aren't what they once were.

What happened to all of the friendly zombies?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Well let me tell you what happened to all of the friendly zombies.

It's people like you with your anti-zombie attitudes slaughtering any zombie within sight without thought or feeling to that zombies emotions.

The friendly zombie gene no longer exists owing to your callous wanton slaughter.

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Why are people so mean to zombies?

 

[Elixir]

Why are people so mean to zombies?

It's just the time of the season.
Are you mean to zombies in the summer?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Are you mean to zombies in the summer?

No need, they last about as long as snowmen in winter.

If you and your kids could build zombies in the front yard, how would you decorate them?

 

[Elixir]

Are you mean to zombies in the summer?

No need, they last about as long as snowmen in winter.

If you and your kids could build zombies in the front yard, how would you decorate them?

Purple hearts of course. They didn't become Zombies for not putting themselves in harm's way.
Do you agree that The Zombies were better than The Turtles?