Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[snoiduspoitus]

Any drug that could be given to these people would be helpful.

Do you find that rabid dogs and zombies are much less aggressive if given lots and lots of opiates?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Do you find that rabid dogs and zombies are much less aggressive if given lots and lots of opiates?

I can't find much of ANYTHING after I've been given lots and lots of opiates...


Where are my pants?

 

[gmbteach]

Do you find that rabid dogs and zombies are much less aggressive if given lots and lots of opiates?

I can't find much of ANYTHING after I've been given lots and lots of opiates...


Where are my pants?

On your head.

Or could they be in the Dryer?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I can't find much of ANYTHING after I've been given lots and lots of opiates...


Where are my pants?

On your head.

Or could they be in the Dryer?

Nope, on the guy who had just fucked his wife and left out the window in a hurry.

Why do celebrities keep dying threes even when I kill them in groups of four?

 

[jonatha]

Why do celebrities keep dying threes even when I kill them in groups of four?

Because you can't count.

If you wanted to convince a bunch of people to move out of a place called "Iceland" would you really need to give the place you wanted them to move to an enticing name like "Greenland", or would "New Jersey" suffice?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

It's best to ease them into it. Try "A-Little-Bit-Less-Iceland".


When the ice melts and Greenland actually becomes green, what will they change the name to in order to keep being ironic?

 

[Keith&Co.]

When the ice melts and Greenland actually becomes green, what will they change the name to in order to keep being ironic?

Land.As in, this is the shallow part that used to be....


Why does a flashlight app for my phone need access to my email?

 

[jonatha]

Why does a flashlight app for my phone need access to my email?

So you can read your email in the dark.

Ginger or Maryanne?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Why does a flashlight app for my phone need access to my email?

So you can read your email in the dark.

Ginger or Maryanne?

Maryanne without a doubt.

I sailed for two years to get to 'Meltland', and when I got there, there was no 'there' there. WTF?

 

[Elixir]

So you can read your email in the dark.

Ginger or Maryanne?

Maryanne without a doubt.

I sailed for two years to get to 'Meltland', and when I got there, there was no 'there' there. WTF?

That's why you should have picked Ginger.
If it's only 3 hours, can you really call it a "cruise"?

 

[gmbteach]

Maryanne without a doubt.

I sailed for two years to get to 'Meltland', and when I got there, there was no 'there' there. WTF?

That's why you should have picked Ginger.
If it's only 3 hours, can you really call it a "cruise"?

Why not?

 

[Elixir]

That's why you should have picked Ginger.
If it's only 3 hours, can you really call it a "cruise"?

Why not?

Because you can barely get out of the harbor in 3 hours.
Was "why not?" both your stupid answer AND your stupid question? Is that allowed?

 

[bilby]

Why not?

Because you can barely get out of the harbor in 3 hours.
Was "why not?" both your stupid answer AND your stupid question? Is that allowed?

Why not?

 

[Elixir]

Because you can barely get out of the harbor in 3 hours.
Was "why not?" both your stupid answer AND your stupid question? Is that allowed?

Why not?

Oh shut up Bilby!
What are you - like, three?

 

[bilby]

Why not?

Oh shut up Bilby!
What are you - like, three?

Why not?

 

[Elixir]

Oh shut up Bilby!
What are you - like, three?

Why not?

Because?

 

[ZiprHead]

This thread has suddenly become quite zen.

 

[bilby]

This thread has suddenly become quite zen.

 

[Elixir]

This thread has suddenly become quite zen.

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Why?

 

[bilby]

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Why?

Why not?