Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[snoiduspoitus]

Do you agree that The Zombies were better than The Turtles?

Good grief but that's a tough question. I may have to peruse a few songs to decide.

With copious amounts of body wash, could zombies smell better? (Like some kind of extra-strength 'Forest Spring'.)

 

[gmbteach]

Do you agree that The Zombies were better than The Turtles?

Good grief but that's a tough question. I may have to peruse a few songs to decide.

With copious amounts of body wash, could zombies smell better? (Like some kind of extra-strength 'Forest Spring'.)

Only if they kept their noses!

What does body wash have to do with how a zombie smells?

 

[jonatha]

What does body wash have to do with how a zombie smells?

They use it instead of snot.

Do you want to guess what they use in place of other bodily fluids?

 

[gmbteach]

What does body wash have to do with how a zombie smells?

They use it instead of snot.

Do you want to guess what they use in place of other bodily fluids?

Eeewwwww. Nnnooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay then, what do they use?

 

[jonatha]

They use it instead of snot.

Do you want to guess what they use in place of other bodily fluids?

Eeewwwww. Nnnooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay then, what do they use?

Transmission fluid

Is it time to invoke the first law of holes?

 

[Elixir]

Eeewwwww. Nnnooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay then, what do they use?

Transmission fluid

Is it time to invoke the first law of holes?

Only if you're ready to stop digging.
Are you ready to stop digging?

 

[gmbteach]

Transmission fluid

Is it time to invoke the first law of holes?

Only if you're ready to stop digging.
Are you ready to stop digging?

No!

What are you digging?

 

[Keith&Co.]

What are you digging?

I'm really digging the soundtrack to Guardians of the Galaxy 2.


Where was your first time?

 

[gmbteach]

What are you digging?

I'm really digging the soundtrack to Guardians of the Galaxy 2.


Where was your first time?

England! Just over 51 years ago. Mum ‘dreamt’ it.

Is that what you meant?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

I'm really digging the soundtrack to Guardians of the Galaxy 2.


Where was your first time?

England! Just over 51 years ago. Mum ‘dreamt’ it.

Is that what you meant?

Yes.

Why do I keep losing arm-wrestling matches with tyranosaurs? (Yeah I know those arms look puny, but those bastards are stronger than they look.)

 

[gmbteach]

England! Just over 51 years ago. Mum ‘dreamt’ it.

Is that what you meant?

Yes.

Why do I keep losing arm-wrestling matches with tyranosaurs? (Yeah I know those arms look puny, but those bastards are stronger than they look.)

Because you can’t distract them with your tail.

If you had a tail, what would you do with it?

 

[Keith&Co.]

If you had a tail, what would you do with it?

Probably lose it in the rotating door...

Which would you rather be able to do: Make the screaming roar of a t-rex, or that percussive purr thing of a velociraptor.

 

[bilby]

If you had a tail, what would you do with it?

Probably lose it in the rotating door...

Which would you rather be able to do: Make the screaming roar of a t-rex, or that percussive purr thing of a velociraptor.

From observation of it's descendents, T-Rex seems more likely to have clucked like a chicken or gobbled like a turkey, than to have made a 'screaming roar'.

What makes you think that anyone knows what those animals sounded like?

 

[Keith&Co.]

What makes you think that anyone knows what those animals sounded like?

It was not a question about the historical accuracy of Jurassic Park, but personal preference for big terrible noise or more ominous sounds...

Up or down?

 

[Elixir]

What makes you think that anyone knows what those animals sounded like?

It was not a question about the historical accuracy of Jurassic Park, but personal preference for big terrible noise or more ominous sounds...

Up or down?

Sure, when there's nothing left and you're not quite right.
Once you get "to" is it mandatory to go "fro"?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Nope. I've been 'to' but never had a 'fro'.

Does a 'fro' make you look taller?

 

[bilby]

Nope. I've been 'to' but never had a 'fro'.

Does a 'fro' make you look taller?

Taller than what?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

A tree. I was thinking Red Oak or White Pine.

If you were out walking in the woods and happened upon a White Pine with a 'fro', would you be freaked out?

 

[jonatha]

If you were out walking in the woods and happened upon a White Pine with a 'fro', would you be freaked out?

Of course.

I look (even more) ridiculous in a 'fro.

Has anybody else decided to stay drunk until November 2018?

 

[Elixir]

If you were out walking in the woods and happened upon a White Pine with a 'fro', would you be freaked out?

Of course.

I look (even more) ridiculous in a 'fro.

Has anybody else decided to stay drunk until November 2018?

Yes - Flynn, Manafort, Sessions, Stone, Gorka, Page... They'll probably pull a Jim Jones around 11/1/18.
Is there another drug that would work better for them?