Images that make you laugh

[Potoooooooo]

 

[Underseer]

Blood turns brown fairly quickly. That doesn't look like blood to me.

 

[Arctish]

Blood turns brown fairly quickly. That doesn't look like blood to me.

It's fresh.

 

[Keith&Co.]

As a parent, I call bullshit. She's three eggs into Easter. Her hands should be eight different colors and her apron should look like a Jackson Pollock nightmare by now.

And eventually she would mix all the dies together and wind up with a bunch of black eggs

...and black lips...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

My daughter dyed eggs for the first time this past weekend and it was one of the most nervous moments in my life.

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Underseer]

If enough people ride your ass in traffic that you want to buy that sticker, then perhaps it is time to consider that you are the problem.

All things considered, no matter who you are, chances are there are people in traffic with you that want to go slower than you want to go, and people who want to go faster than you want to go. So on average, you're going to sometimes be the one behind a "slowpoke" getting frustrated, and other times people are going to be getting frustrated with you. If one happens consistently more than the other, then you are probably outside the norm in your driving habits.

 

[blastula]

Read the chyron.

 

[Thomas II]

 

[SLD]

Read the chyron.

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Took me a sec, but that’s the funniest pic of Trump I’ve seen in a long time!

 

[Cobalt]

If enough people ride your ass in traffic that you want to buy that sticker, then perhaps it is time to consider that you are the problem.

All things considered, no matter who you are, chances are there are people in traffic with you that want to go slower than you want to go, and people who want to go faster than you want to go. So on average, you're going to sometimes be the one behind a "slowpoke" getting frustrated, and other times people are going to be getting frustrated with you. If one happens consistently more than the other, then you are probably outside the norm in your driving habits.

In traffic, the ass rider is the problem - provided that the driver in front is traveling at the posted speed limit. The ass rider is typically at fault in the case of an crash between the two.

 

[Thomas II]

 

[thebeave]

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Hey, food & sex together is a great combo. Don't knock it till you try it. It worked for George Costanza!

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRbg7K75w0I[/YOUTUBE]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Keith&Co.]

Fart like a Clydesdale... I have a new favorite phrase...

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Angry Floof]