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Shirtcuff math; that's a little bit faster than the earth's escape velocity. So some of its power would have to go to keeping it from zooming off into space... but that's what the Space Force is for, right?
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Shirtcuff math; that's a little bit faster than the earth's escape velocity. So some of its power would have to go to keeping it from zooming off into space... but that's what the Space Force is for, right?
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I used to play a little game where corporations were fighting over an asteroid. If you shot a missile and it missed, it would just keep orbiting the smooth surface until it hit something. Maybe that's the plan?
The Americans are shooting!! Evasive!
NO!!! Don't dodge! The missiles could hit the Motherland in a week or two!
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"Fire!"
"Missile away sir! Now what?"
"We have to duck in about two hours or it will hit us in the back of the head!"
Space-to-Earth missile. No problems with not escaping.
I want to know what it's drive is, though--that's far beyond what chemical propellants can do. Therefore there must be high thrust drive with an ISP that beats anything we have heard of being feasible. Even if it's only exo-atmospheric it still makes a trip to places like Mars easier than Apollo was.
The missile was fired at something at least orbital but below escape velocity? Most useful combat weapons will be going faster than that. And even if it's just enough to orbit it's still 2 hours before it comes back. Any more velocity and it takes even longer to return.
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Hey, if we didn’t do all of this testing, we’d never know how badly I fucked up. Therefore I think these high numbers are a ‘badge of honor’. Yeah that wins spin of month award and gets nominated for the spin of the year award.
https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/us-coronavirus-update-05-19-20/h_98a6b2ecde33e2bc7a7bba956fe22235
The trains be on time!
https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/us-coronavirus-update-05-19-20/h_98a6b2ecde33e2bc7a7bba956fe22235
The trains be on time!
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But you knew he'd say it, right? This is the least surprising lie he's told so far.
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Does Trump really think 'Obamagate' can bring him any of the independents he absolutely has to have? I think he'd be better off with Murder Hornets, which he can blame on Asians in general -- or any specific Asians he's mad at -- or the Clinton Foundation. Also, it's an Enquirer-friendly topic and really rolls off the tongue. I nominate Jared for Murder Hornet czar. Write your congressman.
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Well, some of my in-laws have already repeated 'Obamagate - Its true blah blah blah' on FaceButt...oh wait, they are alt-right evangelical rednecks...never mind.
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Careful. Do you mean per capita American? Or individual per capita among all Americans?
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Are you saying the President couldn't give a clear explanation of per capita, per diem, mean, median, and mode? Careful now -- the man went to Wharton. And he patented covfefe.
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I can give him a little understanding mean, median, and mode... but per capita is per capita. Unless he thinks European nations are reporting per 10,000 people and the US is per 100,000 people.
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Just listened to Noel Casler being interviewed on Stephanie Miller's Happy Hour podcast. If you don't know who Noel Casler is, he worked for many years on The Apprentice coming directly in contact with Squeezy McFeelpants daily. Some of the points he raised.:
Trump would regularly and loudly shit his pants on the set. The crew came to calling it "The Shitshow" because of that. It is now obvious that he wears adult diapers.
He made the show provide chairs for the set that were lower than his so the others on the screen were lower and seemed subservient to him. You see the same thing today at his press conferences where the reporters have to bow down to him to appear servile to speak into the microphone.
He and Jeffrey Epstein were regular cocaine users and Trump snorted Adderall on the set and ate cheeseburgers all day, causing his incontinence. If he got too speeded up, he would take diazepam to bring him down.
Trump would blow up the world instead of being embarrassed. Dr. Bornstein was his drug supplier. That's why his bodyguards physically assaulted Bornstein to steal Trump's medical records. He has untreated dyslexia and can barely read. The adderall helps him concentrate when he has to read but he concentrates on reading the words so hard that he doesn't understand what he's saying as it's coming out of his mouth.
Several children out of wedlock and numerous abortions. His buddy, David Pecker, that runs The National Enquirer helps keep that stuff locked down.
Trump loved to use ethnic slurs, especially in front of people of that ethnicity. He especially hates Puerto Ricans and would regularly call them spics while on the set as many of the crew were Puerto Ricans. He also used the word "nigger" more than an NWA record.
As reported by NYP, when Trump was ten, he was caught throwing rocks at a baby in a neighbor's yard. His favorite thing to do is not make many money, but to break things.
Don Jr. is even worse than senior. He's very mean and racially prejudiced too. He had a habit of getting blackout drunk in college and his fraternity brothers referred to him as "Date Rape Donnie" and would warn girls to stay away from him.
Eric is the dumbest one of them all.
Ivanka and Don Jr. hate each other. Ivanka was witnessed several times giving daddy grinding lap dances. We've seen the photo of one such incident.
Of course everyone on the set of The Apprentice had to sign non-disclosure agreements. Casler said the things he's witnessed were too important to keep quiet about. My own note about this is that Trump, the guy who sues at the drop of a hat, has not sued Casler over both the NDAs nor for defamation because these things Casler has talked about would be confirmed in the lawsuit.
But, take it with as many grains of salt as you please.
Trump would regularly and loudly shit his pants on the set. The crew came to calling it "The Shitshow" because of that. It is now obvious that he wears adult diapers.
He made the show provide chairs for the set that were lower than his so the others on the screen were lower and seemed subservient to him. You see the same thing today at his press conferences where the reporters have to bow down to him to appear servile to speak into the microphone.
He and Jeffrey Epstein were regular cocaine users and Trump snorted Adderall on the set and ate cheeseburgers all day, causing his incontinence. If he got too speeded up, he would take diazepam to bring him down.
Trump would blow up the world instead of being embarrassed. Dr. Bornstein was his drug supplier. That's why his bodyguards physically assaulted Bornstein to steal Trump's medical records. He has untreated dyslexia and can barely read. The adderall helps him concentrate when he has to read but he concentrates on reading the words so hard that he doesn't understand what he's saying as it's coming out of his mouth.
Several children out of wedlock and numerous abortions. His buddy, David Pecker, that runs The National Enquirer helps keep that stuff locked down.
Trump loved to use ethnic slurs, especially in front of people of that ethnicity. He especially hates Puerto Ricans and would regularly call them spics while on the set as many of the crew were Puerto Ricans. He also used the word "nigger" more than an NWA record.
As reported by NYP, when Trump was ten, he was caught throwing rocks at a baby in a neighbor's yard. His favorite thing to do is not make many money, but to break things.
Don Jr. is even worse than senior. He's very mean and racially prejudiced too. He had a habit of getting blackout drunk in college and his fraternity brothers referred to him as "Date Rape Donnie" and would warn girls to stay away from him.
Eric is the dumbest one of them all.
Ivanka and Don Jr. hate each other. Ivanka was witnessed several times giving daddy grinding lap dances. We've seen the photo of one such incident.
Of course everyone on the set of The Apprentice had to sign non-disclosure agreements. Casler said the things he's witnessed were too important to keep quiet about. My own note about this is that Trump, the guy who sues at the drop of a hat, has not sued Casler over both the NDAs nor for defamation because these things Casler has talked about would be confirmed in the lawsuit.
But, take it with as many grains of salt as you please.
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Metric per capita vs. Imperial?
But of course.
If you measure capitas in ten-gallon hats, you're naturally going to have a smaller count than if you measure them in berets or bowlers....
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No, no, non...he meant there's per capita diem, per capital, per capitation, per capa contra, and so on....DHU!
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I'm not convinced he didn't think he was discussing decapitation, which he clearly would like to be able to order.