Caption Contest

[Atheos]

Koki looked enviously over at Dakai. The prom wasn't half over and he already had his date's panties off and her legs were spread invitingly.

 

[KeepTalking]

And the winner is Tom Sawyer with:

Wow, look at that creepy guy dancing with a human woman. That's not very Japanese of him.

Take it away, Tom.

 

[Thomas II]

No picture?

 

[Thomas II]

Tom, may I suggest this one...It's a recent picture of "their dear leader"...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Looks like the Leader is starting to show.

 

[bilby]

...and it wasn't until the opening tour of inspection that the North Korean Chiefs of Staff realised Kim Jong Un was indeed too young to be entrusted with the refit of the Wŏnsan naval base.

 

[Hickdive]

So, Mr Wi, who is responsible for having a giant cock and balls painted on the ceiling?

 

[Thomas II]

So, Mr Wi, who is responsible for having a giant cock and balls painted on the ceiling?

I have to call this one early.

WINNER Take it away Hickdive!

 

[Hickdive]

Whee for Wi!

 

[Veritass]

I got your "shaken, not stirred" right here, Mr. Bond!

 

[Atheos]

The result of one of his earlier experiments, Mr. Barkeep's excellent skillset helped put Dr. Jekyll through medical school.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Dominic was thrilled to discover that he could replicate the miracle, turning water into wine.
The hardest part was getting a funnel born of a virgin.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Despite defeating Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter, having dropped out of Hogswart, would never amount to more than a Barkeep in Hogsmeade.

 

[Mageth]

(Well,there's the strawberries and cherries. Now all I need is an Angel's kiss in Spring and my Oooh Oo Ooh Summer Wine should be good to go...)

 

[gmbteach]

I always make them three to one...

 

[Hickdive]

Dominic was thrilled to discover that he could replicate the miracle, turning water into wine.
The hardest part was getting a funnel born of a virgin.

Winner!. New pic please.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Winner!. New pic please.

Thanky!

How about:

 

[Hickdive]

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Listen up soldier! If I left my muzzle drooping in the dirt like that I'd be on a charge!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Who's a good boy? You are!

Now, go run through that minefield and let us see where it's safe to walk.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Come on boy. I have $100 on you that says you can last four mine locations.