Caption Contest

[Atheos]

It’s your love
It just does somethin’ to me
It sends a shock right through me

(With apologies to Tim McGraw and Faith Hill)

 

[Thomas II]

You might get your own planet and dominions whenever, but you ain't getting this one now...

 

[Keith&Co.]

Many clever choices, but i have to go with:

... and not just narrate the debate they had?

It's funny 'cause it's true.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[angelo]

Ah my little Crimean goggie. Come to daddy!

 

[Atheos]

Just before eating the live puppy, Vlad always likes to savor that new puppy smell.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Look, there isn't time to explain. I just need you to go before the UN and say 'Putin isn't a monster.' Do the thing with the eyes. Now GO!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

What is that? You want me to annex Ukraine? Are you certain...

No, of course, I'm not questioning you. But how can I get away with it?

Put troops on the border and stage protests? But wouldn't the global consensus see through that "protect" the Russian minority scheme.

I'm not saying I won't do it, I'll send the troops in immediately. You know I can't say no to you, My Little Fluff'ems.

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Hickdive]

Applause #not worthy#

 

[blastula]

HAIL HYDRA.

 

[braces_for_impact]

Here we go:

Gay sex bad. Bestiality good!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

HAIL HYDRA.

Winner! I love a good internet meme.

Take it away, blastula

 

[Keith&Co.]

Dog: I peed.

 

[bilby]

Dog: I peed.

Putin: I peed too.

 

[Thomas II]

Dog: I peed.

Putin: I peed too.

:laughing-smiley-014

 

[blastula]

HAIL HYDRA.

Winner! I love a good internet meme.

Take it away, blastula

 

[Underseer]

ZOMGKYOOT! SQUEEE!!!! *pant* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Wait. Was I supposed to put a caption there?

 

[angelo]

The story says Snow White was supposed to be sleeping. But the bitch was awake and swatted me away from her breast.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

That's the last time I go out drinking with Gary Busey.