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laughing dog

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Good, bad, funny or punny, all jokes are welcome. I'll start it out with an oldie but goody:

Why did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
 

lpetrich

Well-known member
From rehearsing a scene in ST:TOS "The Doomsday Machine". About that machine,

Commodore Decker: "Jim, it was huge! It had a maw--"
Captain Kirk: "A maw? Did you see its paw?"

Recursive Science Fiction A
Asimov, Isaac, "Dreamworld"

Edward Keller, age 13, is an enthusiastic reader of science fiction. He is being raised by his aunt Clara who keeps telling him to "face reality." One night, his usual stfnal dream turns to horror as a myriad of huge Claras pursues him, telling him to "face reality." If he cannot awake, he will be trapped in a world of giant aunts!

The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction 9:5 November 1955 (pg.127)
 

bilby

Fair dinkum thinkum
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+or-1

Member
A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand and says 'Make me one with everything'.

The pizza we had for pi day yesterday was loaded. I told the wife it was a Buddhist pizza. She didn't get it. I explained it. She didn't laugh.
 

dendrast

Well-known member
How many angels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

(Actually, I don't know. Maybe one, Lucifer the Angel of Light. This was my very first post on IIDB in 2004, even before I went to the Lounge. Seeing as this is a new forum, and I've never been afraid to reuse old jokes... I dreamt it up as a response to a fundy in-law who was testifying to me one day about a couple of angels who lifted a car off a little boy. She knew it was true, because someone had testified it to her. But now she's died of dementia.)
 

spikepipsqueak

My Brane Hertz
Staff member
A guy took his girl friend to her first Longhorn football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied,

"Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: get the quarterback. Get the quarterback! It’s only 25 cents!
 

bilby

Fair dinkum thinkum
A Helium atom walks into a bar.

The barman says 'Sorry, we don't serve Noble Gasses here'.

He doesn't react.
 

Keith&Co.

Well-known member
A woman is visiting her parents over the holidays. One night, after dinner, she's helping her mother put the dishes away. Her mom is real adamant about certain dishes going in certain cabinets, and others kept in a separate one. The woman is surprised, as her parents were never terribly orthodox when she grew up.

"Mom, when did you and dad start keeping Kosher?"

"Kosher, smosher, everything in THIS cabinet your father can put in the microwave, everything in THAT cabinet he can't!"
 

gmbteach

Mrs Frizzle
Weight Loss Program

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10kg as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."

He lost 33 kilos that week.
 

TV and credit cards

Well-known member
So, you've all heard of people who suffer from CRS (Can't Remember Shit). Do you know who the first person was to be diagnosed with CRS?
Mr. Craft.

Mr. CRAFT.
 

George S

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For those who haven't heard, Colorado just passed two laws -
legalized gay marriage and legalized marijuana.
The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense as Leviticus 20:13 says,
"If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."
We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
 

Atheos

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Q: Who's the most popular dude at the nudist colony?

A: The one who can carry a dozen doughnuts and two cups of coffee.



Q: Who's the most popular girl at the nudist colony?

A: The one who can eat the last doughnut.
 

pegasus8

Member
So We have To Keep It Clean Right?

How come so many Italian submarines sank in WW2?

Because someone forgot to close the screen door in the haul.

What do they call the youngest daughter from a red neck family who keeps running away from home?

A virgin.

If a Pollock a Mexican and a Scotsman jumped off the Empire State Building at the same time, who would hit the ground first?

Why the Scotsman silly. The Mexican would stop to write his name on the wall and the Pollock would miss.

Peace people

Pegasus
 

Loren Pechtel

Super Moderator
Staff member
If a Pollock a Mexican and a Scotsman jumped off the Empire State Building at the same time, who would hit the ground first?

Why the Scotsman silly. The Mexican would stop to write his name on the wall and the Pollock would miss.

Peace people

Pegasus

How does a fish jump anyway?
 

Keith&Co.

Well-known member
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a marriage seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor. "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?

The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.
 

Atheos

Well-known member
If his wee-wee fits in a donut hole, he's not going to be that popular.

Maybe he carries the doughnuts in a box with his hands but he's so skilled in wiener-fu he can stack two cups of coffee (with saucers) on the sturdy tip of his ordinary size member, balancing them while walking and not spilling any. That should pique the interest of any ladies more interested in technique than size.
 

NobleSavage

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A shipwreck, only Scarlett Johansson and some random dude survived on an deserted island.

They didnt know each other before the shipwreck, but he did know who she was...

At the beginning it was hard, but as time passed, this guy learnt how to provide food and shelter, he started taking care of her, and eventually she started caring about him... after all, there wasnt anybody else in the island...

He eventually built a cabin, had a functioning automatic potable water supply, and all sorts of little clever commodities, all done to make her life easier... it was the most effort any man had ever done for her, and all the hard work made him fit, she noticed this...

One night after some wildlife attacked and he defended her succesfully, getting a few cuts in the process, she threw herself at him and they made love, after that, they where for all intents and purposes a couple with an above regular sex life.

But for some reason he started drifting away, something was bothering him. And she noticed... "Whats wrong?" Scarlett Johansson asked, "Nothing..." the guy would say...

She pestered him for a while eventually saying she would do ANYTHING he needed or wanted to make him feel good again, just because she really cared for him a lot, and even if he wasnt asking, she felt it was the least she owed it to him...

"Really?, youll do anything id like?"

"yes" she said "anything!"

"ok, first i want you to take off you toga and get into this pair of work jeans that somehow washed on the shore"

"ok..."

"now put this shirt on please, but first, "tape" your boobs so they are flat"

"wha... ok, id say id do anything" she said lovingly.

"ok, now, take this hat and wear it, but tuck your hair under it"

she was kinda confused, but non the less, she wanted to make him happy, so she tuck her hair under the hat.

"Now id like for you to grab this piece of soot and paint yourself a beard and a mustache"

"ok... if this is what you want..." she muttered.

"now, please, put on these sunglasses, and start walking down the beach ill catch up to you in a bit" he said a bit excited...

She started walking... wondering... doubting herself... just confused about what had just happened, maybe it wasnt her, maybe it was h... suddenly the guy grabs her by her shoulder turns her around and says: "DUDE!!! you wont believe who ive been fucking for the past 6 months!"
 

Keith&Co.

Well-known member
A destroyer pulled into Borneo for liberty. Cut down to a skeleton watch, most of the ship was empty for the night.

A few piers down, a ship was loading local cargo for export. Among the crates was an orangutan, who broke out of his cage.

The ape traveled the waterfront in the dark, and finally reached the destroyer. He climbed the mooring lines, boarded, and climbed up the smokestack. Inside the stack, the confused animal made it down to the engine room, and started wandering around.

He came to an electrical panel, opened for maintenance, ignored the safety ropes, and managed to make contact with an extremely high voltage contact. Bright blue spark and the ship is suddenly dark throughout.

A few minutes later, two hull techs are searching with their flashlights for the problem. They come on the dark burnt hairy body. They shine the flashlight on his long, long arms. They look at each other. They look at his short stubby legs. They look at each other. They look at his face for a long time.

Finally, the third class tells the seaman: 'Okay, his legs are too short for a machinist mate, his arms are too long for a boiler tech, and he's too hairy for an electrician. Call the wardroom, see if any of the junior officers are missing.'

- - - Updated - - -

Two Air Force fighter jets in transit to Reykjavik fly over a P3 Orion on subhunter patrol. They decide to have some fun, and fly down to either side of slower craft. They connect on the radio, and pass the time of day with the Navy pilot.

Then one jet pilot says, 'Hey watch this!' He shoots ahead to supersonic, points the nose up, pops up into the sky and disappears. He comes back into view behind them, screaming out of the sky, flies between the other two planes, pulls up just short of hitting the Atlantic, and eases back up to their altitude. He ends up in formation again.

The other jet pilot says, 'Hey, watch THIS!' Shoots straight down, to just-above-wave-level, tips over upside down, flies almost INTO a wave, turns over, sharp turn, spirals up until he actually circles the other two planes, then pulls into the formation again.

The P3 pilot says, 'That's nothing. Watch closely.' With that, he gets out of his seat, waves, and walks out of the cockpit back into the plane. A few minutes later, he comes forward again, sits down and dons the headphones. 'How was THAT?'

'What the hell did you do?' they ask.

'I put a burrito in the microwave, caught the score on the game, ate the burrito, and woke up my copilot. He's gotta fly this thing for a while.'
 

SLD

Well-known member
A destroyer pulled into Borneo for liberty. Cut down to a skeleton watch, most of the ship was empty for the night.

A few piers down, a ship was loading local cargo for export. Among the crates was an orangutan, who broke out of his cage.

The ape traveled the waterfront in the dark, and finally reached the destroyer. He climbed the mooring lines, boarded, and climbed up the smokestack. Inside the stack, the confused animal made it down to the engine room, and started wandering around.

He came to an electrical panel, opened for maintenance, ignored the safety ropes, and managed to make contact with an extremely high voltage contact. Bright blue spark and the ship is suddenly dark throughout.

A few minutes later, two hull techs are searching with their flashlights for the problem. They come on the dark burnt hairy body. They shine the flashlight on his long, long arms. They look at each other. They look at his short stubby legs. They look at each other. They look at his face for a long time.

Finally, the third class tells the seaman: 'Okay, his legs are too short for a machinist mate, his arms are too long for a boiler tech, and he's too hairy for an electrician. Call the wardroom, see if any of the junior officers are missing.'

- - - Updated - - -

Two Air Force fighter jets in transit to Reykjavik fly over a P3 Orion on subhunter patrol. They decide to have some fun, and fly down to either side of slower craft. They connect on the radio, and pass the time of day with the Navy pilot.

Then one jet pilot says, 'Hey watch this!' He shoots ahead to supersonic, points the nose up, pops up into the sky and disappears. He comes back into view behind them, screaming out of the sky, flies between the other two planes, pulls up just short of hitting the Atlantic, and eases back up to their altitude. He ends up in formation again.

The other jet pilot says, 'Hey, watch THIS!' Shoots straight down, to just-above-wave-level, tips over upside down, flies almost INTO a wave, turns over, sharp turn, spirals up until he actually circles the other two planes, then pulls into the formation again.

The P3 pilot says, 'That's nothing. Watch closely.' With that, he gets out of his seat, waves, and walks out of the cockpit back into the plane. A few minutes later, he comes forward again, sits down and dons the headphones. 'How was THAT?'

'What the hell did you do?' they ask.

'I put a burrito in the microwave, caught the score on the game, ate the burrito, and woke up my copilot. He's gotta fly this thing for a while.'

Man, I heard those when I was a JO. Thirty freakin years ago! Actually the second punch line was that he took a crap. Now that's something fighter jocks miss!

SLD
 

Keith&Co.

Well-known member
Man, I heard those when I was a JO. Thirty freakin years ago!
That's odd, i wrote the Borneo joke a mere 10 years ago... (pause to count on my fingers. Retired ... Oh! Fourteen years ago. Made the joke on the command that... Which would be back in... Man, that long ago?) Wait, never mind.

Then you probably heard:

An Admiral was touring one of the ships in his fleet. After dinner, he ditched his escorts and walked along the weatherdecks. He came upon a seaman, and decided to ask a few questions to check the level of training aboard the command.

'Sailor,' he asked, 'what would you do if someone fell over the rail?'

'Officer or enlisted?' was the instant reply.

'Um, okay, enlisted, uh, someone from your division. Yeah, one of your buds falls over the side, what would you do?'

'Call away 'Man Overboard,' toss a floatation device to him, stick by the rail and try to keep an eye on him while the ship turns and lookouts assemble. When a phone talker arrives, give information to the bridge to aid in the recovery.'

'Okay, sailor, good answer. But I have to ask, what's the difference? What would you do if an officer fell over the side?'

The sailor leaned close, looked left and right, and asked, 'Which one?'
 
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Keith&Co.

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A native of Berlin is in Vienna, and lost. He grabs a passing native and barks: 'The post office! Where is it?'

The startled Viennese carefully removes the other's fist, straightens his coat, and gently says, 'Sir, this is Vienna, the center of Austrian Charm and politeness. It would have been better for you to approach quietly, make eye contact, and then ask 'If you have the time, I need instructions to get to the post office and would be very obliged if you could direct me.''

The Berliner turned away and growled over his shoulder, 'I'd rather be lost!'

A year later, the same Vienna native was lost in Berlin. He approached a native of that city and asked 'Excuse me, sir, if you have the time, I need instructions to get to the post office and would be very obliged if you could direct me.'

The man he spoke to shot out 'Turn completely around, forward three blocks, sharp turn right, immediate left, down the ramp, slight left turn, ahead one block and on the next block, third door on the left.'

The Viennen was still lost, and confused, but politely started to thank the man for his kind help, when the Berliner grabbed his coat and shouted, 'Never mind the thanks! Repeat the instructions!'
 

Keith&Co.

Well-known member
An American businessman goes into a restroom in Montreal. He screams, and comes out looking for the manager. Manager comes quickly and wants to know the problem.

"Look here! I turned on the cold water and got scalded!"

"Oh, I see, monsieur, but you see, the 'c' on the faucet refers to the French word 'chaud' which means 'hot.' I am sorry for the confusion." He turns to leave.

"Wait a minute," says the businessman, "the other tap has a 'c' as well! What's up with that?"

"Ah, monsieur, that refers to the English word 'cold.' Remember, this is a bilingual city..."
 

gmbteach

Mrs Frizzle
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for candy, cookies, all sorts of things. The granddad is saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, William, we won’t be long... easy boy.” Another outburst and she hears the granddad calmly say, “It’s okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy.”

At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the shopping cart. Granddad says again in a controlled voice, “William, William, relax buddy, don’t get upset. We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William.”

Very impressed, she goes outside to where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car.

She says, “It’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don’t know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his granddad.”

“Thanks,” says the grandpa. “But I am William. The brat’s name is Kevin.”
 

angelo

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An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready to have sex for the first time and the old woman said, "I should tell you I have acute angina." The old man says, "I hope so. You sure don't have cute tits."
 

Keith&Co.

Well-known member
Seems a Navy Master at Arms (MAA) was teaching Drug Recognition to some officers. He had a cigar box with three joints in it. They passed it around, with the instructions to crack it, sniff, and then open it to see what that smell was. This was so that as the officers toured their spaces, or passed the crew, they might recognize the smell.

Anyway, it passes around once, and when it gets back to the instructor, it only had two joints in it.

'Ha ha. Very funny. Now, I'm going to pass it around again, and this time I want everything back.' Around it goes, comes back, now it has just one joint inside.

'This isn't funny. Everyone put your head down on the desk, when the box is passed to you, open it, put it back if you have it, close it, and pass it on. Keep your head on the desk so no one will see who has it.' Comes back with one joint.

'Dammit. Everyone into the hall.'. MAA goes down the hall, comes back with a German Shepherd and his partner. 'This is a drug dog. We're gonna do this one more time, then if the dog finds a joint on you, you're going to be arrested.' One at a time they went into the class, opened the box, closed it, came out again. MAA went into the classroom....and found five joints in the box.....
 

gmbteach

Mrs Frizzle
Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're making love to your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you
yesterday."
Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them because I wasn't even at home yesterday."

Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station.
Mick "What if one explodes before we get there?"
Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two!"
 

George S

Well-known member
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

It had heard that someone over there was calling fowls.
 

laughing dog

Well-known member
Three favorites of mine:

A masochist walks up to a sadist and demands "Hit me, Hit me", and the sadist replies "No".


A woman visit the dentist to have a cavity filled. As the dentist leans in and asks her to open her mouth, she grabs him by the balls and says "Now, we're not going to hurt each other, are we?"


A state police officer is driving down highway 14 when he ends up behind a car going too slowly. She puts on her lights and siren, and pulls the vehicle over. She walks up to the car which has 4 nuns. The driver rolls down her window, and asks "Is there anything wrong, officer". The officer says "Sorry, sister but you were going too slowly on the highway. Why?" The nun replies "I thought I was going the speed limit of 14". The officer replies "14 is the highway number, not the speed limit". She notices the two nuns in the back seat are frozen in fear. So, she asks "Do you need assistance?" To which the other nun in the front seat replies "Oh no, officer, we just turned off country road 165."
 

Keith&Co.

Well-known member
Willy and Barney are coming back from a day of fishing. There's been some drinking, although not too much. The car's not weaving all over the road, but Willy is driving a little fast.
They pass a lot of tow trucks going in the opposite direction, dragging some beaten-up cars. They idly wonder if there's been a car accident up ahead. That's about when a cop pulls up behind them, lights flashing, pulls them over.
WHen he gets to the pickup window, he barely opens his mouth before Willy says, "Ain't you got any real crime you could be chasing?"
Since the cop had been involved in a six car pile-up and still smelled the blood, he... Well, he snaps like a twig. "That's it, motherfucker," he growls. And grabs Willy by the arm and drags him through the window into the road. Beats him black and blue until there's just a whimpering bruised mass of flesh trying to crawl away.

Then the cop runs around to the other side, grabs Barney and drags HIM out into the road. Starts to whale on him. "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What're you hittin' me for? I didn't speed? And i didn't say nothing to you!"
Cop grabs his chin and lifts his face up to meet his eyes. "Yeah, but the instant after i drove off, you'd be telling your friend, 'I wish he'd a brought somma that over to ME.' Right?"
Barney shrugs. "Yeah, i guess so. Okay, i was just wonderin."
 

Keith&Co.

Well-known member
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most: “When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”

The neighbors feared the old man and believed he was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.

The old man died abruptly and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions: Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that your husband would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?

The wife put down her drink and said, “Let the jerk dig. I had him buried upside down. And he’s too prideful to stop and ask for directions.”
 

James Brown

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"To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'."

Waleed Al Husseini, Palestinian blogger
 

C_Mucius_Scaevola

Well-known member
"To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'."

Waleed Al Husseini, Palestinian blogger

Damn you, James Brown, with your funky posts. I had to go and look for an image of that quote and use it as my facebook status; now I've got a whole shitstorm to look forward to from my believoid facebook friends. And it's all your fault. Grrrr.
 

angelo

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
 

angelo

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Three nuns are talking. The first nun says, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nun asks. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun says, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasp the other nuns. "What did you do?" they ask. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replies. The third nun faints.
 

Keith&Co.

Well-known member
President and Mrs. Coolidge once visited a government farm, taking separate tours. Mrs. Coolidge expressed some interest in a prize rooster. The farmer told her that the rooster was able to perform the sex act several times a day.

Mrs. Coolidge told the farmer "Tell that to Mr. Coolidge when he comes by."

When he got there, the farmer told him about it. Coolidge asked "Is it with the same hen every time?"

"No," the farmer said, "it's with a different hen each time."

Coolidge said "Be sure to tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."
 

Mageth

Well-known member
"To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'."

Waleed Al Husseini, Palestinian blogger
Oh, the quran isn't? :thinking:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walid_Husayin

"Allegedly writing under the pseudonym Waleed Husayen in Facebook and on his personal blog, Husayen, according to The New York Times, "angered the Muslim cyberworld by promoting atheism, composing spoofs of Koranic verses, skewering the lifestyle of the Prophet Muhammad and chatting online using the sarcastic Web name God Almighty." He described the God of Islam as "a primitive, Bedouin and anthropomorphic God" and the prophet Muhammad as "a sex maniac" who went around all the laws he had enacted to "appease his voracious desire", claiming that Muhammad was no different from "barbaric thugs who slaughtered, robbed, and raped women". In an essay entitled "Why I Left Islam" on his blog Noor al-Aqel (Enlightenment of Reason), Husayin wrote that Muslims "believe anyone who leaves Islam is an agent or a spy for a Western State, namely the Jewish State... They actually don’t get that people are free to think and believe in whatever suits them." Husayin emphasized that he was not implying that Christianity or Judaism were better than Islam, and that in his opinion, all religions were "a bunch of mind-blowing legends and a pile of nonsense that compete with each other in terms of stupidity"."


I like this guy...
 
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