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A day without stupid?

Well, the idiot America and the Electoral College saw through to elect President, had another one of his angry grandpa moments.
President Trump said:
If Japan is attacked, we will fight World War Three ... with our lives and with our treasure. If we're attacked, Japan doesn't have to help us at all ... can watch it on the Sony television, okay, the attack.
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In case you couldn't guess, he said this in a phone interview for Fox Business, not right in front of the Japanese leadership. Not certain why he didn't make a crack at "with their slanted eyes" with the Sony remark.
 
Just another day in Stupid Trumpworld

Lets see...Twiddle de Dotard, claims he is too busy on Air Force One, to save the world of course...then tweets "BORING!" 2 hours later. Then he blasts NBC for an audio issue during the debate.
 
funinspace said:
Lets see...Twiddle de Dotard, claims he is too busy on Air Force One, to save the world of course...then tweets "BORING!" 2 hours later. Then he blasts NBC for an audio issue during the debate.
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The toddler got bored when the grownups were speaking.
 
While in town to bitch with our allies, Trump makes a slight detour for a bromantic outing with North Korean despot Kim Jong Un. In the meeting they noted how great their relationship was and how historic the meeting was. Oh, and they’d mention maybe discussing the whole nuclear arms thing a little, later... but until the afterglow had faded.

So historic. First sitting US President to enter North Korea. That’d be historic if not for the irrelevance.
 
Jimmy Higgins said:
While in town to bitch with our allies, Trump makes a slight detour for a bromantic outing with North Korean despot Kim Jong Un. In the meeting they noted how great their relationship was and how historic the meeting was. Oh, and they’d mention maybe discussing the whole nuclear arms thing a little, later... but until the afterglow had faded.

So historic. First sitting US President to enter North Korea. That’d be historic if not for the irrelevance.
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Y'know what would be historic? First man on Mars.
Just sayin' ...
 
Jimmy Higgins said:
While in town to bitch with our allies, Trump makes a slight detour for a bromantic outing with North Korean despot Kim Jong Un. In the meeting they noted how great their relationship was and how historic the meeting was. Oh, and they’d mention maybe discussing the whole nuclear arms thing a little, later... but until the afterglow had faded.

So historic. First sitting US President to enter North Korea. That’d be historic if not for the irrelevance.
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Correction: First sitting US President to enter North Korea as a fan.

The act of meeting with a leader of a repressive regime is nothing new. "Only Nixon could go to China," as the saying goes. Reagan actually became friends with Gorbachev. Yet those encounters were on a different level. Hanging over (literally) the summit between Ronnie and Gorbachev was a shit-ton of megatons of nuclear firepower. The two toughest kids on the schoolyard meeting to play nice after years of negotiation and detente. There was goodwill, but never gushing. Because it wasn't necessary.

At the end of the day, the simple fact of the matter is that the United States has at last count over six thousand nuclear warheads. North Korea has a couple dozen, and a limited capability to send them anywhere but into the Sea of Japan. We should not be treating North Korea as equals, let alone telling their little murderous dictator that "it's an honor" to meet him or describing him as "my friend." The proper stance is careful diplomacy backed up with an underlying message of "you know...we've got more warheads in one ballistic missile sub than you'll ever have, one of them is parked off your coast right now, and there's fuck-all you can do about it."

Trump sucking up to Kim is like an NFL team treating your local high school football squad as competitors. And Kim has to be thinking to himself "I had no idea it would be this easy!"
 
Ran across Trump tweet that says:
I am excited to announce that @MercedesSchlapp will soon be joining our Campaign. She feels so strongly about our Country & its future.
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Figure in 6 years, there will be a game show. Or a segment of a game show. They show a picture of someone Trump Hired, such as Mercedes, with her name. Maybe her office(s) during her tenure.

Then three things he said about someone when they were hired, one of them about Mercedes.
And three things he said about someone when they were fired, one of them about Mercedes.
You have to pick both.

"Okay, Terry, you picked 'feels strongly about our country' correctly, for $100. Now, for $1000, did he later say she was
A) Too stupid to live
B) Too short to rape
C) Too Cuban to be trusted
You have ten seconds to decide....GO!"
 
So, I saw K&Co posted and figured he beat me to it, but apparently there is simply so much stupid to go around for Trump there can be multiple unique posts a day.

Let's talk cities, homelessness, and filth... which despite what we learned in The Great White Hype, a fantastic satire, is a problem that just kind of appeared out of the blue, two years ago.
article said:
“Police officers are getting sick just by walking the beat,” he claimed. “We cannot ruin our cities. And you have people that work in those cities. They work in office buildings and to get into the building, they have to walk through a scene that nobody would have believed possible three years ago."

“We have to take the people,” he said. “And we have to do something.”
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Luckily, Trump has a plan that works.
article said:
“You know, I had a situation when I first became president,” Trump said, “We had certain areas of Washington, D.C., where that was starting to happen, and I ended it very quickly. I said, ‘You can’t do that.’ ”
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There you go!
 
Supreme Court: "You can't put a citizenship question in the Census."

Justice Department: "As it turns out, we can't put a citizenship question in the Census."

Commerce Department: "Okay, we won't put a citizenship question in the Census."

Trump: "Fake news! We're going to put a citizenship question in the Census!"

Trump Denies Reality...again.

"The News Reports about the Department of Commerce dropping its quest to put the Citizenship Question on the Census is incorrect or, to state it differently, FAKE!" Mr Trump tweeted. "We are absolutely moving forward, as we must, because of the importance of the answer to this question."
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In an unrelated story, the White House physician is already writing Trump's medical assessment despite having not actually examined the President. In it, he writes "this man has the healthiest brain of any patient I've ever seen. Why, I bet his brain could live to be 200!"
 
So, Trump, the guy who claimed to be smarter than the generals, who knows more about war than people who actually attended a few, looks forward to the new Sherman Tanks we're going to display tomorrow. The tank that was kinda underpowered to fight WWII, retired after Korea...?
Yeah. New ones tomorrow.

No one in uniform knows what the fuck he's talking about.
Was he watching M*A*S*H last night, the episode where Frank ran over the Swamp with a Sherman?
 
Keith&Co. said:
So, Trump, the guy who claimed to be smarter than the generals, who knows more about war than people who actually attended a few, looks forward to the new Sherman Tanks we're going to display tomorrow. The tank that was kinda underpowered to fight WWII, retired after Korea...?
Yeah. New ones tomorrow.

No one in uniform knows what the fuck he's talking about.
Was he watching M*A*S*H last night, the episode where Frank ran over the Swamp with a Sherman?
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You don't have time to laugh; You should be busy trying to work out how to fire an SLBM from the new Gato class subs Trump will be unveiling. ;)
 
bilby said:
Keith&Co. said:
So, Trump, the guy who claimed to be smarter than the generals, who knows more about war than people who actually attended a few, looks forward to the new Sherman Tanks we're going to display tomorrow. The tank that was kinda underpowered to fight WWII, retired after Korea...?
Yeah. New ones tomorrow.

No one in uniform knows what the fuck he's talking about.
Was he watching M*A*S*H last night, the episode where Frank ran over the Swamp with a Sherman?
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You don't have time to laugh; You should be busy trying to work out how to fire an SLBM from the new Gato class subs Trump will be unveiling. ;)
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Put a rocket motor in a Gato, it would BE the SLBM.
"Helm, set course for Russia!"
"Um, why?"
"Quickly! The fuze is lighted!"

Hell, if he asks, though, i'm sure my company will bid on the project. We'll bid on anything. Put some kitty cats on those Gatos, too. Bitches love kitties.
 
Keith&Co. said:
So, Trump, the guy who claimed to be smarter than the generals, who knows more about war than people who actually attended a few, looks forward to the new Sherman Tanks we're going to display tomorrow. The tank that was kinda underpowered to fight WWII, retired after Korea...?
Yeah. New ones tomorrow.

No one in uniform knows what the fuck he's talking about.
Was he watching M*A*S*H last night, the episode where Frank ran over the Swamp with a Sherman?
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Hawkeye drove one in the finale didn't he?
 
Excerpt from Trump's 4th July speech.

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/07/wa...ts-from-the-british-during-revolutionary-war/

“In June of 1775 the Continental Congress created a unified Army out of the Revolutionary Forces encamped around Boston and New York, and named after the great George Washington, commander in chief,” Trump read in his speech. “The Continental Army suffered a bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware and seized victory from Cornwallis at Yorktown. Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over airports, it did everything it had to do and at Ft. McHenry under the rocket’s red glare had nothing but victory. When dawn came, the star-spangled banner waved defiant.”

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Wheeeee!
 
Cheerful Charlie said:
Excerpt from Trump's 4th July speech.

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/07/wa...ts-from-the-british-during-revolutionary-war/

“In June of 1775 the Continental Congress created a unified Army out of the Revolutionary Forces encamped around Boston and New York, and named after the great George Washington, commander in chief,” Trump read in his speech. “The Continental Army suffered a bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware and seized victory from Cornwallis at Yorktown. Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over airports, it did everything it had to do and at Ft. McHenry under the rocket’s red glare had nothing but victory. When dawn came, the star-spangled banner waved defiant.”

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Wheeeee!
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Yeah, but the Brits got their payback in 1812 when their Battlemechs razed Washington into to ground.
 
Schools didn’t teach mean about how the Americans took over the British airports in the colonies. Maybe the right wing is right about that bias after all.
 
Trump is blaming tge teleprompter. And the rain. For his delivery of a speech that includes Washington's troops taking control of airports.
This is nothing like an excuse.
I give presentations as my job. Maybe the Leap Second Adjustment isn't as important as a President's campaign rally to the nation, but i spend a bit of my 'executive time,' time out of my personal life, practicing my presentations.
Frankly, i could have the projector or the SmartBoard fail at some of my presentations and i coukd still cover the topic without accidentally invoking time travel.
Might look a little silly as i say, 'here you can see' whenbthere is nothingbto see, but I'd goddamned cover it.
If he had read the speech just two times, he might not have mentioned Age Of Sail airports...
 
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