A new religion!

[gmbteach]

Okay! I have decided to create a new religion.

We will now start worshipping BACON!

Over the next few days I will develop the symbol somehow, but what I envisage is a pigs head, with a halo of pork crackling, and underneath it will be a wreath of crisp streaky bacon!

I know my brother, and at least one teacher aide at my school will join me!

Would you?

You wouldn’t have to go to church! However, you would have to consume the flesh of bacon and give thanks to the poor piggie that gave up its life for it!

Instead of church, regular meetings where the consumption of bacon, and other pork products, are a must, as well as appropriate beverages!

How many of you would join such a religion?

 

[Keith&Co.]

We will now start worshipping BACON!

Start?

 

[4321lynx]

Forget the bacon, just give me the crackling! (Does that mean I'm a Nonconformist?)

 

[Beer With Straw]

I worship chocolate stout beer with marijuana as one of the ingredients.

 

[4321lynx]

I worship chocolate stout beer with marijuana as one of the ingredients.

You should at least get rid of that plastic straw, once and for all. It's choking the sea animals.

 

[DolphinDynasty]

Can't say I'd join cuz I'm not a joiner, but I know I wanna make the maple cured applewood smoked bacon in my fridge now. -_- I had bacon last week, though. Like, all week, cuz it's just me, and my cat doesn't like people foods.

 

[gmbteach]

We will now start worshipping BACON!

Start?

Okay., yes, I realise we have all been worshiping the tasty goodness of pork products for years! Isn’t it about time it was formalised?

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Forget the bacon, just give me the crackling! (Does that mean I'm a Nonconformist?)

Nope. Still a pork product, and, IMO, the next best thing to bacon itself.

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I worship chocolate stout beer with marijuana as one of the ingredients.

Sorry, you must now be decapitated by a suicide bomber who will be promised 73 virgins (if they can be found) serving them unlimited bacon!

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Can't say I'd join cuz I'm not a joiner, but I know I wanna make the maple cured applewood smoked bacon in my fridge now. -_- I had bacon last week, though. Like, all week, cuz it's just me, and my cat doesn't like people foods.

You don’t have to ‘join’, just enjoy the benefits!

 

[Thomas II]

View attachment 15880 All hail the Bacon God!

 

[ZiprHead]

Bippity Boppity Bacon!

The high priest of Bacon...

 

[Beer With Straw]

Bippity Boppity Bacon!

The high priest of Bacon...
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I didn't know I would qualify as such a fundamentalist in another religion as beer.

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

I had bacon on my burger yesterday. Feeling quite ashamed of myself for not paying due homage and swearing fealty and obedience.

 

[4321lynx]

gmbteach

I eat my crackling as 'Chicharrones A la Lima, Peru' :

First a good-sized pile of them cooked with "yerbas buenas" , then fried, and served with fried sliced rounds of sweet potatoes and a salad of raw onions and special hot peppers (sliced jalapenos are a good substitute), and all washed down with copious Crystal lager.
The yerbas buenas are not just 'good herbs', but a specific herb, unobtalnable in Canada, so leave it out or try other herbs to taste.
Eaten regularly like this the crackling makes you forget bacon even exists.

 

[Beer With Straw]

I had bacon on my burger yesterday. Feeling quite ashamed of myself for not paying due homage and swearing fealty and obedience.

Hail Bacon,
Full of grease,
The Lard is with thee.

Blessed are thou among piggies,
And blessed is the fruit of thy womb pig.

Holy Piggy,
Mother of Bacongod,
Pray for us gluttons,
Now and at the hour of our premature death,
Amen!

Praise Bacon!

https://unitedchurchofbacon.org/hail-piggy-a-prayer-for-bacon/

 

[Kharakov]

Bury'em isocyanate is the one true BaCON.

 

[southernhybrid]

No not bacon! Just call me an infidel because I despise bacon. I might join a religion that worships chocolate as I have a sticker on my refrigerator that says, "If I ever need religion, I'll worship chocolate cake". I'm a very progressive ecumenical believer, so I will be tolerant to the bacon worshipers, as long as they don't force their bacon down my throat. Are you bacon worshipers fundamentalists?

 

[Thomas II]

gmbteach

I eat my crackling as 'Chicharrones A la Lima, Peru' :

First a good-sized pile of them cooked with "yerbas buenas" , then fried, and served with fried sliced rounds of sweet potatoes and a salad of raw onions and special hot peppers (sliced jalapenos are a good substitute), and all washed down with copious Crystal lager.
The yerbas buenas are not just 'good herbs', but a specific herb, unobtalnable in Canada, so leave it out or try other herbs to taste.
Eaten regularly like this the crackling makes you forget bacon even exists.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yerba_buena

 

[Thomas II]

No not bacon! Just call me an infidel because I despise bacon. I might join a religion that worships chocolate as I have a sticker on my refrigerator that says, "If I ever need religion, I'll worship chocolate cake". I'm a very progressive ecumenical believer, so I will be tolerant to the bacon worshipers, as long as they don't force their bacon down my throat. Are you bacon worshipers fundamentalists?

 

[Keith&Co.]

No not bacon! Just call me an infidel because I despise bacon. I might join a religion that worships chocolate as I have a sticker on my refrigerator that says, "If I ever need religion, I'll worship chocolate cake". I'm a very progressive ecumenical believer, so I will be tolerant to the bacon worshipers, as long as they don't force their bacon down my throat. Are you bacon worshipers fundamentalists?

Joseph Campbell observed, time and again, that while priests and other authorities of different religions tend to shout at each other about the differences, the monks of completely separate traditions shared a common understanding of that feeling of connecting to the divine. Whether they achieved it through prayer, meditation, drugs, fasting, whatever it took, they understood each other at a basic level.

Bacon or chocolate, as long as you're willing to rip it out of the hands of someone who doesn't appreciate or deserve it, I think we can find a common ground.
Ever tried chocolate covered bacon? Could be a bridge...

 

[4321lynx]

gmbteach

I eat my crackling as 'Chicharrones A la Lima, Peru' :

First a good-sized pile of them cooked with "yerbas buenas" , then fried, and served with fried sliced rounds of sweet potatoes and a salad of raw onions and special hot peppers (sliced jalapenos are a good substitute), and all washed down with copious Crystal lager.
The yerbas buenas are not just 'good herbs', but a specific herb, unobtalnable in Canada, so leave it out or try other herbs to taste.
Eaten regularly like this the crackling makes you forget bacon even exists.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yerba_buena

Thanks T2. Did some asking around, turns out Peru's "mysterious" herb is in fact spearmint Mentha spicata.

 

[Beer With Straw]

No not bacon! Just call me an infidel because I despise bacon. I might join a religion that worships chocolate as I have a sticker on my refrigerator that says, "If I ever need religion, I'll worship chocolate cake". I'm a very progressive ecumenical believer, so I will be tolerant to the bacon worshipers, as long as they don't force their bacon down my throat. Are you bacon worshipers fundamentalists?

I also plan to make homemade chocolate treats infused with weed.

Two beers and chocolate treat makes any movie good.