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a novel poetic form used for trump bashing

Keith&Co. said:
Donald J. Trump has said 'please,
If you cooks are trying to appease,
Make less food with fungus
But load up the hummus
Because I just learned it's made with chickpeas.'
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Actually I just saw that Trump's favorite food is meatloaf. See what you can do with that.
 
White House Resident Trump
Sucks in the meatloaf like an auxiliary pump.
He shared some with Christie,
Who would rather have ordered a malt whiskey.

President Donald Trump
Doesn't like roasts from the rump.
He'd rather the mystery
Of meatloaf, which has no identifiable history.
 
Keith&Co. said:
President Donald Trump
Doesn't like roasts from the rump.
He'd rather the mystery
Of meatloaf, which has no identifiable history.
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"Meatloaf's a regional treat!"
Says Cheato (who can't see his feet)
"See me stuff up my mouth
and get votes from the South,
While these hookers all tend to my meat!"
 
Sean Spicer
Trump's paranoid news splicer,
Is searching out leaks,
Through warrant-less cell-phone-use peeks.
 
President Trump,
Translators are stumped:
Can't translate you to French
'Cause your speech is nonsense.
 
Trumpy Dumpty promised a wall
Trumpy Dumpty lied to you all
all the billionaires, fascists & corporate conmen
tricked the racists to cut all their taxes again.

Tinkle, Tinkle, Donald Trump
Tiny hands with little stumps
Way up in your tower high
Putin's puppet in the sky.
Tinkle, Tinkle, Donald Trump
Making America Russia's chump.

That Trump is a pitiful lump,
If I could, I would give him a thump.
He's mean and he's vile,
A brown steaming pile,
A 'pol' we should definitely dump.

(Copied from a John Fugelsang FB post)
 
Trump Tweet
Don't let the FAKE NEWS tell you that there is big infighting in the Trump Admin. We are getting along great, and getting major things done!
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Trump, the distractor in chief.
Has posted the lie of the weak,
It's all hunky dory,
His white house's glory
Has no details, but lottsa the leaks.
 
Trump said Comey's not loyal,
So he'll lance the man like a boil,
Aides jimmied up an excuse,
Which Donald forgot to go use,
In announcements that screwed it up royal...
 
So Trump went and tweeted covfefe,
And the nation now babbles and fleefes.
I suppose that you know
The news day is slow
When the world tries to translate bullshfefe.
 
Covfefe? What the fuck does Trump mean?
It's like he was crafting a meme.
But if so it comes across as real weak
And probably just outsmarted by his own tweet.
 
So ten months into his tenure,
We evaluate Trump at our leisure.
I keep looking back
To the tweets of a hack
With a serious mental disorder.
 
If it weren't for this massive rift
Trump would cut his tiny wrists
Over the last hole he tricked
Under a full nose well picked
Great sadness was then built
Without one honest feeling of guilt
 
Keith&Co. said:
So Trump went and tweeted covfefe,
And the nation now babbles and fleefes.
I suppose that you know
The news day is slow
When the world tries to translate bullshfefe.
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D-
Fleefes doesn't rhyme with covfefe.
 
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