Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Keith&Co.]

OTOH, who would want to eat "this"?

Depends... Is she hot?


Is there an abbreviation for Acronym?

 

[Elixir]

OTOH, who would want to eat "this"?

Depends... Is she hot?


Is there an abbreviation for Acronym?

Of course: A
What's the distance between points?

 

[Keith&Co.]

What's the distance between points?

All of it, half again on the weekends.


Who wore it best?

 

[Elixir]

What's the distance between points?

All of it, half again on the weekends.


Who wore it best?

The points? Madonna!

Who wore it worst?

 

[Atheos]

Who wore it worst?

That dude in the mankini. :sick001:

Why can't we all just get along?

 

[fast]

Who wore it worst?

That dude in the mankini. :sick001:

Why can't we all just get along?

Some are ideologically predisposed to getting ashort.

I rarely write in cursive, yet while my cursive is somewhat nice and ledgable, my print is always atrocious. What's up with the inverse correlation to experience? You'd think that my print would be fantastic.

 

[Atheos]

I rarely write in cursive, yet while my cursive is somewhat nice and ledgable, my print is always atrocious. What's up with the inverse correlation to experience? You'd think that my print would be fantastic.

You'd think. But people often fail to realize that where they get their print made can make a huge difference. Kinko's, Walmart, even CVS often don't produce nearly as high quality prints as you get at many of the online services such as Snapfish. Sure, you can't just walk in and walk out with your print but the difference in quality can be amazing.



So anyway, why do the Braves suck so bad lately?

 

[Elixir]

I rarely write in cursive, yet while my cursive is somewhat nice and ledgable, my print is always atrocious. What's up with the inverse correlation to experience? You'd think that my print would be fantastic.

You'd think. But people often fail to realize that where they get their print made can make a huge difference. Kinko's, Walmart, even CVS often don't produce nearly as high quality prints as you get at many of the online services such as Snapfish. Sure, you can't just walk in and walk out with your print but the difference in quality can be amazing.



So anyway, why do the Braves suck so bad lately?

It's God punishing Georgia for voting for Trump.

If you're seeing double, does cursive writing become recursive?

 

[fast]

You'd think. But people often fail to realize that where they get their print made can make a huge difference. Kinko's, Walmart, even CVS often don't produce nearly as high quality prints as you get at many of the online services such as Snapfish. Sure, you can't just walk in and walk out with your print but the difference in quality can be amazing.



So anyway, why do the Braves suck so bad lately?

It's God punishing Georgia for voting for Trump.

If you're seeing double, does cursive writing become recursive?

If I look at a 500 pound elephant and start seeing double, then what is viewed doesn't weigh 1000 pounds, so along the same lines, seeing double doesn't alter the cursive writing anymore than does the weight of the elephant when viewed.

Why don't they teach cursive in school anymore?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Why don't they teach cursive in school anymore?

Because no one remembers how to make a cursive Q.

Which way did he go?

 

[Atheos]

If you're seeing double, does cursive writing become recursive?

If you're using a recurve and it occurs that you see cursive while cursing the incursion of current curtailers of currency, then recursion does, indeed, occur.

Can you dereference an inertial frame of reference?

 

[fast]

Why don't they teach cursive in school anymore?

Because no one remembers how to make a cursive Q.

Which way did he go?

That way.

Where did he go?

 

[gmbteach]

Because no one remembers how to make a cursive Q.

Which way did he go?

That way.

Where did he go?

Exit, stage left!

Why did he go?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

That way.

Where did he go?

Exit, stage left!

Why did he go?

Because he had to go, but not being able to get his zipper open was indeed unfortunate.

How much would a three hundred pound chicken weigh?

 

[Keith&Co.]

How much would a three hundred pound chicken weigh?

One anchor.
One point three anchors, metric.


What's the next phase of evolution?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

How much would a three hundred pound chicken weigh?

One anchor.
One point three anchors, metric.


What's the next phase of evolution?

Three hundred pound chickens.

Should I cut my hair?

 

[jonatha]

Should I cut my hair?

Split the difference and only cut every other hair.

What makes a magic 8 ball magic?

 

[fast]

Should I cut my hair?

Split the difference and only cut every other hair.

What makes a magic 8 ball magic?

The question assumes a non factual. We are led to think that by including the term, "magic" in the noun phrase "magic 8 ball" that the object is therefore magical. After all, how can something be something other than what it isn't --law of identity and all. Although the term does indeed refer to the object, the term does not imbue objects with characteristics.

How can I cross the room if by doing so I have to pass an infinite number of halfway points?

 

[gmbteach]

Split the difference and only cut every other hair.

What makes a magic 8 ball magic?

The question assumes a non factual. We are led to think that by including the term, "magic" in the noun phrase "magic 8 ball" that the object is therefore magical. After all, how can something be something other than what it isn't --law of identity and all. Although the term does indeed refer to the object, the term does not imbue objects with characteristics.

How can I cross the room if by doing so I have to pass an infinite number of halfway points?

Say something insulting to the room. That would make it cross!

What is the best insult for the next person to give?

 

[fast]

The question assumes a non factual. We are led to think that by including the term, "magic" in the noun phrase "magic 8 ball" that the object is therefore magical. After all, how can something be something other than what it isn't --law of identity and all. Although the term does indeed refer to the object, the term does not imbue objects with characteristics.

How can I cross the room if by doing so I have to pass an infinite number of halfway points?

Say something insulting to the room. That would make it cross!

What is the best insult for the next person to give?

Something that brings humor and laughter. In order to be in the running for being the best, it has to defy the philosophical mind set that there is no good (or even better) insult while qualifying as a defacto insult. It might take a clever conscientious shrewd person to pull it off.

What year wine would you choose before execution?