My mechanical pencil is the only one that writes the truth. You have to fire Fred! So says my mechanical pencil. If you pay attention to whatever Fred writes, you will be relying on mistruths to guide you. You wouldn't want THAT would you? Underseer, get over those "special feelings." Get over your wide eyed faith in Fred. He was made in China for the purpose of seducing you...at sharply reduced prices...still Fred is an authoritarian liar. Instead of fondling that pencil, GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF...that oughta feel pretty special!