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Best use for Ark Adventure after it fails ?

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Was watching the live feed from Friendly Atheist today and saw that indeed , opening day attendance seemed quite underwhelming.

So let's get some ideas out...what would be a good use for the Ark after its forced into a .... "fire sale "?

Obvious:

1) shopping mall
2) REAL science education center
3) worlds biggest collection of nice restaurants
4) marijuana grow hot house
5) hydroponics farm to feed the needy
6) homeless shelter

Any others ?
 
Porn store. The peep show deck could display 20 movies at one time,
the vendor deck has 13 bays for different degrees of graphic details along with topics: Hetero, Homo, trans, oral, anal, interracial, pregnancy, celebrity, celebrity impressions, Olympics....

And the novelty deck built around the loading ramp for your convenience...
 
Holy fuck! They want $40 to go into the ark?! Annual pass is $175? For about that price I get annual passes for the Toledo and Akron Zoos! They must be drinking what Noah was chugging down post flood to charge such rates, or is there literally nothing else to do in Kentucky.

Hmm under 5 is free. My daughter has endless energy and can probably drop that ark all by herself in an hour.
RavenSky said:
Learner said:
Save it for a rainy day.
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^^^ has my vote for the best answer :hysterical:
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It's good, but I like the idea of a skater park.
 
Turn it into a pet shop named, "Two of Everything."
 
I'd say it should be turned into an empty, desolate, rotting away monument to the stupidity of religion.
 
CBS news reports 40 bucks entrance fee
Had some woman with glossy eyes saying "this is the word of god" type shit
 
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