Best use for Ark Adventure after it fails ?

[Elixir]

Does it float ?

Does it fuck.

It's not actually a boat; it's a concrete and steel building with some cladding to make it vaguely boat shaped. It would float about as effectively as the Empire State Building; Except that the ESB would stay above the surface longer by dint of being taller.

If someone built an actual wooden ship of that size, it would probably float as long as the water was dead calm; assuming that it was built with enough internal bracing (which would leave very little payload space below decks). In even the smallest swell, a ship of that size built from timber would break up and sink in seconds.

Well damn, then. I was about to suggest towing it to somewhere off the coast of Somalia and letting the Pie-Rats have at it.
But since she no-floatie, how about towing it just offshore - it would become a helluva reef after a few years...

 

[ideologyhunter]

Can the Christians not build a Tower of Babel in Kentucky, as well? And then play 50 different evangelists' messages off the top of it, by loudspeaker? Also, why no reenactment of the genocide at Jericho? Where is the Children Getting Mauled by God's Bear Encounter? Onan's Grove and Family Camping Center? And folks would pay good money to visit the Ten Plagues of Egypt if it was a turbojet tour taking you from plague to plague. Shit, there's gotta be a ton of money in the scriptures. I want a cut of the Manna from Heaven concession (unflavored frozen yogurt, served in a waffle cone or a paper cup.) Anyone who complains about the flavor gets bitten by a snake. It's the Bible, folks. It's all good.

 

[DBT]

Building another Tower of Babel may enrage Yahweh the Magnificent, the God of Love and tender mercy, bringing certain doom upon its builders...look what happened last time.

 

[ideologyhunter]

All the more reason. The builders are the ones who get smoked.

 

[Learner]

Can the Christians not build a Tower of Babel in Kentucky, as well? And then play 50 different evangelists' messages off the top of it, by loudspeaker? Also, why no reenactment of the genocide at Jericho? Where is the Children Getting Mauled by God's Bear Encounter? Onan's Grove and Family Camping Center? And folks would pay good money to visit the Ten Plagues of Egypt if it was a turbojet tour taking you from plague to plague. Shit, there's gotta be a ton of money in the scriptures. I want a cut of the Manna from Heaven concession (unflavored frozen yogurt, served in a waffle cone or a paper cup.) Anyone who complains about the flavor gets bitten by a snake. It's the Bible, folks. It's all good.

That's an idea. A biblical theme park like that of Universal studios. A little safer than snake bites though. Thumbs up for that!

 

[DBT]

All the more reason. The builders are the ones who get smoked.

When Yahweh, the God of Love and tender mercies, is in the mood to smite, He smites all who have displeased His Majesty, far and wide, including infidels.

 

[Learner]

Have a TFT convention (with the t-shirts)