BoyGuard - Chastity Belts for Boys

[fta]

BOYS, SEX AND PROTECTION

The years from 10 to 18 are a perilous time for a religious Christian (or Jewish) boy. Sexual urges awaken and become strong and can easily lead to impurity. In a caring religious environment this is not likely to lead to premarital sex, since both boys and girls know how important it is to keep themselves chaste until marriage. However, without help, boys are almost certain to fall into the sin of self-abuse. Nobody regrets this more than the boy himself, but without help he finds himself unable to resist. We all know that a good education with a strong moral compass, a caring religious home life, and plenty of exercise and sport will help, but they may not be enough.

So if a garment which is soft and comfortable to wear will totally prevent self-abuse, and at the same time be the most comfortable and effective athletic supporter for sports and games, won’t both parents and boys want it? This garment is the Boyguard™. It looks just like an ordinary athletic supporter, and is made of softer and more comfortable fabric than any other on the market. However, the straps and edges of the cup are not elastic, but are reinforced with Kevlar™, which is completely non-stretchable. These are, of course, adjustable, and are then secured by our patented Lok-studs™. These look like press-studs and are closed the same way, but can only be opened by the special matching key. Once the Boyguard™ is on, there is no way it can be removed without the key. The cup is designed to be a snug fit, so it is essential to order one which matches the boy’s state of development (see Ordering page). The Lok-studs™ are made of titanium, which is very light, extremely strong, will not corrode and is totally non-irritating.

Despite being a Christian web site, please note that some images are NSFW: http://boyguard.com

 

[bilby]

There is something very disturbing about any adult who spends any time thinking about boys masturbatory habits.

To spend enough time thinking about such a thing as to invent this product goes beyond disturbing.

This is one of the most unpleasant things I have come across in a long time, and I hope that the people who invented this die in a fire (that destroys the facility where these are made).

 

[RavenSky]

I can not even imagine the humiliation for a young teen forced to wear something like that. Even worse, how is he supposed to urinate? He needs to ask permission to be unlocked? It is one sick fucked-up mind that came up with that thing.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Ya, how do you pee? That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen and I used to live in Atlanta.

 

[fta]

I can not even imagine the humiliation for a young teen forced to wear something like that. Even worse, how is he supposed to urinate? He needs to ask permission to be unlocked? It is one sick fucked-up mind that came up with that thing.

Don't worry, the manufacturers thought of that:

Q. I have a neighbour’s boy here who is desperate to go. I don’t have the key for his Boyguard (type S). What can I do?

A. Just let him go in the shower. Make sure he is well rinsed afterwards – the Boyguard will dry very quickly.

I was wondering if this was a POE or parody, but the contact address appears to be a genuine PO Box in Australia. If it is a parody then it's a darn elaborate one.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Don't worry, the manufacturers thought of that:

Q. I have a neighbour’s boy here who is desperate to go. I don’t have the key for his Boyguard (type S). What can I do?

A. Just let him go in the shower. Make sure he is well rinsed afterwards – the Boyguard will dry very quickly.

I was wondering if this was a POE or parody, but unfortunately the contact address appears to be a genuine PO Box in Australia.

Umm ...

A. Call Child Protective Services and have the parents put into jail and the boy given into the custody of someone who might actually be able to take care of him.

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

http://www.northerntool.com/shop/tools/product_200384073_200384073

These snips have 8in.L high-carbon alloy steel blades designed for cutting kevlar. They also excel at cutting plastic, canvas, upholstery and more.

And after cutting them off you shove them way up someone's ass.

 

[Bronzeage]

This is Landover Baptist Church grade satire.

"Different models either have push buttons, remote controls, or foot pedals, but there are many versions which are easy for a boy to operate with his hands secured behind his back."

Foot pedals? Nice try.

This sort of thing is a real pastime, exercised between consenting(for the most part) adults, and not based on any particular Christian theology. They have site, too. Locked Up Love

 

[fta]

This is Landover Baptist Church grade satire.

"Different models either have push buttons, remote controls, or foot pedals, but there are many versions which are easy for a boy to operate with his hands secured behind his back."

Foot pedals? Nice try.

Well, they're talking about bidets there, not the chastity belts. And according to the article I linked to earlier, the website belongs to a rather peculiar man in Australia. Still, it could be a "Poe" or satire. Actually, it would be a relief if it were a joke.

 

[DrZoidberg]

My impression is that most of these kind of sites are worded like this, but it's really just a kinky-site, and it's a chastity belt for kinky purposes. They're worded like this for the same reason dildos used to be called "massagers"

Just imagine the mental processes going on in the head of a parent who tries to put this on their child. I can't see it happening.

I doubt any boy will be abused with one of these. Just my little suspicion.

 

[Perspicuo]

I look at the pictures and I can't keep from realizing it's barely half a step far from being a boylove page.

I bet this guy is going to jail in a year, tops.

 

[GenesisNemesis]

I should get one.

 

[fta]

I should get one.

You might like one of these too:


OK, now that one really is satire... I hope.

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

Cool. I didn't know I could rape myself.

And you gotta start them young. That kid's 5 going on 15.

 

[thebeave]

Cool. I didn't know I could rape myself.

And you gotta start them young. That kid's 5 going on 15.

Yep, self rape is always a possibility. I always make sure I first get a "thumbs up" from my hand when the mood strikes.

 

[Angry Floof]

Excellent! These will come in handy as the matriarchy becomes more established. It's inevitable that our insane drive for control will extend its tentacles deeply into men's crotchal regions.

 

[bilby]

Excellent! These will come in handy as the matriarchy becomes more established. It's inevitable that our insane drive for control will extend its tentacles deeply into men's crotchal regions.

My crotchal region has quite enough tentacles already, thank you very much.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Excellent! These will come in handy as the matriarchy becomes more established. It's inevitable that our insane drive for control will extend its tentacles deeply into men's crotchal regions.

MORE established? I've known that women run the world since the first time i tried to close a porn ad and the window wouldn't close.
No male programmer would have asked, "And what do we do if someone tries to turn OFF the porn?"
Only a woman would have imagined that contingency...

 

[Angry Floof]

Excellent! These will come in handy as the matriarchy becomes more established. It's inevitable that our insane drive for control will extend its tentacles deeply into men's crotchal regions.

MORE established? I've known that women run the world since the first time i tried to close a porn ad and the window wouldn't close.

Oh, it's not fully established until every last one of you apes damn well knows it's established. Millions of you have not satisfied us quite yet as to the depth to which you are willing to suppress your manhood and waive your civil rights for the cause and we suspect you may not be taking us seriously. Still work to do, but yeah, the world has tipped in our favor. It happened at the moment Emma Watson was born.

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No male programmer would have asked, "And what do we do if someone tries to turn OFF the porn?"
Only a woman would have imagined that contingency...

Of course.

 

[Atheos]

This is Landover Baptist Church grade satire.

"Different models either have push buttons, remote controls, or foot pedals, but there are many versions which are easy for a boy to operate with his hands secured behind his back."

Foot pedals? Nice try.

Well, they're talking about bidets there, not the chastity belts. And according to the article I linked to earlier, the website belongs to a rather peculiar man in Australia. Still, it could be a "Poe" or satire. Actually, it would be a relief if it were a joke.

If it's a joke it's not very funny, and should at the very least end up with a child pornography / sex offender conviction. If it's not a joke its level of disturbedness lies somewhere between witch burnings and forced chemical castration for homosexual men.