Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

20... err... 12 Helen's Agree.

or

Who here is going to want the bukake face shield?

or

Ok quick question, no need to get worried. Who here at the salmon mousse?

 

[none]

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Investigations into charges of homosexual behavior exhibited by the cub scout leader were stymied when the investigator idly asked if any of the scouts' moms had 'done' the leader.

This is not only funny but most likely to occur.
winner!
the others were funny to, great job people!

 

[Keith&Co.]

Thenk you veddy much!

Now, this individual seems to be just begging to have words put in his mouth

 

[Hickdive]

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The new "open mic" Confessions got off to a great start with Timmy and his incessant masturbation.

 

[Veritass]

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"Preparations will be made for the coming of Antichrist, called the son of perdition and the beast. Preceded by false prophets and false signs and wonders, Antichrist will be a master of illusion, of 'shock and awe', taking away people's freedom, but making them think that they have been freed. He will persecute the true servants of Christ with rage and fury. The Temple in Jerusalem will be rebuilt for him to be enthroned there in the place of Christ - hence his name 'Antichrist', he who comes in the place of Christ.

But for now, you can call me Tim."

 

[Jayjay]

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"Than you for this opportunity, I'm truly honored to be speaking here today. But before I begin, I do believe there is one issue that I should get out of the way first. When I was asked to do this, I fully expected to do it behind that desk. And as such, in a moment of youthful indescretion ended up making a bet with my fellow choir members, one which at the time and in a state of moderate inebriation sounded quite reasonable, but has now put me in quite a pickle.

And that's why I'm not wearing any pants."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Methuselah... ... could you use the word in a sentence?

 

[repoman]

 

[Keith&Co.]

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For god's sake, fuck dis shit?

 

[none]

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"Ha, from this acronym all acronyms come"

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Thenk you veddy much!

Now, this individual seems to be just begging to have words put in his mouth

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I am the new elder, no really I'm the new elder.

 

[Mageth]

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"I'm confused...aren't we supposed to be captioning that kid up there?"

 

[Thomas II]

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I'd like to take a few minutes to talk about Formica and you...

 

[Keith&Co.]

Methuselah... ... could you use the word in a sentence?

Loved it.
Winner.

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Veritass]

Methuselah... ... could you use the word in a sentence?

Methuselah got five years for first degree robbery.

 

[Thomas II]

Allrighty then...Next picture, and let's see what you guys do with this...

 

[Keith&Co.]

Oh, lord. Are loafers back in style?

 

[TV and credit cards]

"Oh god. Here comes Jake."
"Hey Jake! Is that your baguette or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[Atheos]

That's right, each of these started off as a tiny pinch of bread. But our researchers have discovered the magical incantation Jesus used when feeding thousands of people. Order in the next 15 minutes and we'll throw in the incantation for turning water into wine.

Money back offer not valid if purchaser has insufficient faith. Miracle Industries reserves full right to determine faithiness of purchaser. Shipping and Handling not included.

 

[Jayjay]

Cliver Barker's Nightbreed remake wasn't quite as good as the original.