Caption Contest

[Jayjay]

And, for the next 10,000 years, the vestiges of humanity which had survived the massive solar flare remembered the horrific lesson about why they shouldn't mock Amen-Ra's penis.

Penis joke for the win!

Runner up: Jimmy Higgins.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[Keith&Co.]

The hardest part of being a first-responder in the Idaho panhandle is finding patients on the many survivalist ranches, as the victims seldom go anywhere without their camoflague.

 

[KeepTalking]

The sergeant demonstrates for his squad the proper method of administering a tea-bag to a downed enemy.

 

[Hickdive]

Privatised Medicine on the Battlefield;

"Ok man down, quickly check his ABC, which are what Private?"

"Ability to Pay, Bankruptcy, Credit Cards."

"Right, well done Private."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Guy in front: Meh... he didn't say "Simon says".

 

[Thomas II]

Next pic!

 

[none]

Next pic!

Please little girl, I swallow hot dogs whole, bun and all, all the time.

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

"You there! Wee lassie! Get in mah belly!" Chris Christie channels Fat Bastard.

 

[Thomas II]

Calling this one early...WINNER!

"You there! Wee lassie! Get in mah belly!" Chris Christie channels Fat Bastard.

Take it away!

 

[Thomas II]

12 hour rule...I can't do it anymore, so whomever...Good luck! It's been fun...

 

[Atheos]

Saw this one the other day...

 

[Rhea]

Saw this one the other day...

I will raise my voice to the lord and ask that he turn this simple bowl into a blessing for the ministr..... what!? HELLO! I did not see THIS coming - thank you LORD!

 

[Hickdive]

When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, use the new Fender AK47. The very best there is. Accept no substitutes.

 

[hyzer]

"Say 'hello' to my little Fender"

 

[Veritass]

A live performance of the soundtrack to "American Sniper".

 

[Keith&Co.]

I don't know if an armed society really is a polite society. I just know when _I_ play my music, i don't get no fucking hecklers....

 

[none]

Saw this one the other day...

Boko Haram has infiltrated the jazz community with their new single "Off with your head!"

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

"Say 'hello' to my little Fender"

Thanks to all who responded for several good laughs. Hyzer's post really trumped it. Could see Pacino holding that guitar for a second.

 

[gmbteach]

Saw this one the other day...

Killing you softly with this song, killing you softly..... with this song........