Caption Contest

[hyzer]

If only she had signed up for fish canon ....

 

[Thomas II]

"Frozen 2"...

 

[Keith&Co.]

But Haley knew the BEST frozen burritos were those under the fish sticks. She didn't know why, but she knew it was worth the effort.

 

[Atheos]

In Russia, frozen food eats you.

 

[Veritass]

Witch Hazel taking one of the lesser-known routes to Hogwarts, via the Peoria Piggly-Wiggly.

 

[Keith&Co.]

And you thought 'deep freeze' was about the temperature....

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Told her that ice cream would be bad for her.

 

[Turambar]

The grocery shopping lady dug too greedily and too deep. You know what she awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum… shadow and flame.

 

[gmbteach]

M

"Frozen 2"...

Winner!

Take it away.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks G.!

 

[none]

Thanks G.!

Boy finds the page "How to make it look like an accident while she's driving"

 

[Atheos]

Brian always made sure he had two of his three arms completely visible when he took a selfie.

 

[gmbteach]

Boy resists the urge to put the helmet on while his mum drives by looking up the statistics of bad drivers and accidents.

 

[WAB]

Stop telling me I was born to play Mr. Spock!

 

[Jayjay]

Mom, why is your inbox full of dick pics?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Mom? What does this mean? 'Religion may be the opiate of the masses but wifi is the chosen drug of the West?'
'Nothing much, dear, now unplug your computer, i want my phone recharged before we get home.'

 

[Hickdive]

Siri, how do I drive a right-hand drive car with a manual gearbox?

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

Boy finds the page "How to make it look like an accident while she's driving"

Take it away none!

 

[none]

thanks!
figure this one should be a challenge for all interested...

 

[Keith&Co.]

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You got her PREGNANT?!! Damn it, son, didn't you notice all the condoms we left in your room?
The oral DVDs? The anal porn? But no, the one thing you held onto from your religious upbringing was the Missionary Position...