Caption Contest

[Wiploc]

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I'll just rest a moment before finishing up the tail. It's hard to swallow a cat whole.

 

[Keith&Co.]

I really appreciate everyone's participation, but this one really hit me between the eyes.

Winner:

"Head cocked to the left, partial deafness in ear: first point of attack. Two: throat; paralyze vocal chords, stop squeak. Three:ate too many acorns, floating rib to the liver. Four: finally, drag in left leg, claw to patella. Summary prognosis: unconscious in ninety seconds, martial efficacy quarter of an hour at best. Full faculty recovery: unlikely..."

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

or

 

[Keith&Co.]

Anatomically correct sex dolls are great! Except for getting them home. Up all the stairs, past all the neighbors, those awkward moments when no one will hold the door for you...

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks!

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or

Oh Man, late for work again! I missed the bus and train.. They will never get me to the top of that building.

 

[hyzer]

Carson never understood why the woman choreographer called for him to do "jazz hands" at this point in the performance....

 

[none]

Thanks!

Least you could do is clean the pooper.

 

[Hickdive]

...and the gusset gets a 9.9 from the Belgian judge.

 

[Thomas II]

WINNERS

Anatomically correct sex dolls are great! Except for getting them home. Up all the stairs, past all the neighbors, those awkward moments when no one will hold the door for you...

Carson never understood why the woman choreographer called for him to do "jazz hands" at this point in the performance....

First to post takes it away!

 

[Keith&Co.]

thanx

 

[none]

thanx

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And you wonder where he gets his good looks.

 

[bilby]

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Although less well known than the 1985 re-make, the 1885 original film 'The Goonies' still has a cult following.

 

[gmbteach]

thanx

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The effects of the 'Living Well' experiment can clearly be seen by the twin on the left...

 

[Thomas II]

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“Radior” Chin straps are guaranteed to contain Radio-active substance and Radium Bromide. If placed on the face where the skin has become wrinkled or tired the radio-active forces immediately take effect on the nerves and tissues. A continuous steady current of energy flows into the skin, and before long the wrinkles have disappeared, the nerves have become strong and energized, and the tired muscles have become braced up and “ready for service.”
(Radior advertisement, 1915)

 

[Keith&Co.]

We'll go with:

And you wonder where he gets his good looks.

Winner!

 

[none]

 

[gmbteach]

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Ahh. So THAT'S why the earth was flooded in biblical times, the community was built too close to the ocean and it was washed out by a wave. God caused it my arse!

 

[Keith&Co.]

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The remake of Blue Lagoon did not prove as compelling as the first. The director forgot to replace the young children with young adults before the sex scenes.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Hey, tell your mom to stop moving around. I'm trying to make her sculpture here.

 

[angelo]

Dad, dad! Are you down there?