Caption Contest

[Hickdive]

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I think I can hear heavy breathing.

 

[angelo]

Damn disguised selfie didn't work. He said he'd reconise my tits anywhere!

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[Thomas II]

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Here it is, your moment of Zen...

 

[Keith&Co.]

Who's the math genius who dug the escape tunnel 50 feet short of the woods?

Hey, he DOES look a little like Charles Bronson, doesn't he?

Okay, i'll call this one the winner.

Several VERY good lines, thanks.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

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Too late, but

"This doesn't look like China!"

 

[Thomas II]

Next...

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Scissors cut paper. Bulgaria is now mine.

Shall we discuss Hungary?

 

[none]

Next...

please, I said I'd order dinner tonight.

 

[angelo]

You farted didn't you?

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[Atheos]

I'm having a particularly hard time flicking this booger off. Would you mind helping?

 

[Keith&Co.]

"In sports news, accommodations have been reached between the players and the team owners. World Cup Shadowpuppets will continue as scheduled..."

 

[Veritass]

"Talk to the hand."

"No, YOU talk to the hand."

 

[Thomas II]

(Out of contest)

So Edi, tell me, do I go with OPI's "Nein! Nein! Nein! OK fine!" or with "Essie Nail Polish in Size Matters"?

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

please, I said I'd order dinner tonight.

Your picture!

 

[none]

okay, here goes...

 

[gmbteach]

okay, here goes...
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Yeah, that's right, warn me about the dangers of putting my tongue on metal in the cold, but warning about putting my cheek on the dog? No... no one warned me about THAT one!

 

[Hickdive]

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Don't go thinking you're special kid. I'm only here for the cuddles.

 

[bilby]

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Well, it all started last week, when I woke up with a little lump on my ear...

 

[Thomas II]

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Mom, I'm checking the dog for ticks, but I don't hear any...

 

[angelo]

okay, here goes...
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Okay kid. Show me where mum keeps the treats and you've got a deal about me taking the blame for pooping on the new carpet!