Caption Contest

[Keith&Co.]

Thanx, thanx.

Okay, how's about:

 

[gmbteach]

Thanx, thanx.

Okay, how's about:

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Man, you haven't been doing your pelvic floor muscles - have you?

 

[bilby]

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Well, I remember eating peanuts, and a crusty pie with sauce, but I'm fucked if I remember eating that.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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"When i said, 'After you eat the peanuts out of my shit,' i kinda thought, well, you'd take it as a bluff.
Or at LEAST let me take a shit!"

 

[angelo]

Hey! Get you head out of my arse!!!

 

[Thomas II]

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"Keep calm and Kegel on..."

 

[Turambar]

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Reason to accept Mexican immigrants number 143: After the burrito became a staple food in the US, no other nation won against the American wrestling team, ever.

 

[Veritass]

I would say, "Ouch, that's going to leave a mark," but it's more likely to leave a stain.

 

[Keith&Co.]

I think I must go with:

"Keep calm and Kegel on..."

Because I san see that on a tie....

Take it, Thomas.

 

[Thomas II]

Thank you, sir!

 

[Keith&Co.]

IN the days of live TV, the chorus girls maintained their figures by a diet that included eleven natural herbs and spices....

 

[Veritass]

The chorus girls did not like to smoke the herb, so it was injected abdominally.

 

[jonatha]

Thank you, sir!

In the original Wizard of Oz, the Tin Man and the Scarecrow were much more attractive characters.

The Cowardly Lion not so much...

 

[Atheos]

Is that an oil pump or are you just glad to see me?

 

[Turambar]

"Ok ladies, this is the last time I come up tonight give you some oil. And no, for the eleventh time I won't come in to check your squeaky bed. Oh, and put some clothes on next time you open the door!" (They didn't call him "Slow-witted Herb" for nothing)

 

[fromderinside]

Olivia Seductive getting herb tea ink for putting herb sequins on Betty Slouch from Harry Leanover

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Herb, this isn't what we expected when you offered to give us a lube job.

 

[Thomas II]

WINNERS

"Ok ladies, this is the last time I come up tonight give you some oil. And no, for the eleventh time I won't come in to check your squeaky bed. Oh, and put some clothes on next time you open the door!" (They didn't call him "Slow-witted Herb" for nothing)

Herb, this isn't what we expected when you offered to give us a lube job.

The one who posts the next picture takes it away!

 

[angelo]

No, no, no. It's not an aphrodisiac!

 

[Thomas II]

>12 hours rule...Next pic...

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