Caption Contest

[gmbteach]

>12 hours rule...Next pic...

or

The bottom one in reference to the top one:

"Oh look! No panties!"

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

"People said we'd meet when pigs fly. Damned if they weren't right."

 

[Thomas II]

OUT OF CONTEST

Honey, regarding this sculpture of Maggie your secretary, is there something you need to tell me?

 

[fromderinside]

You stone me when you're going on a hike .....

 

[Thomas II]

OUT OF CONTEST

Yes, Dalai, Jesus is about to arrive any minute now...

 

[Turambar]

As you can see Dalai, the Chinese just sent me a 20 feet statue of myself made out of solid gold. Unless you guys can top that, you can take all your tibetan mumbo jumbo and shove it up Buddha's ass, ok?

 

[angelo]

Are we done looking up her skirt Dalai?

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

The bottom one in reference to the top one:

"Oh look! No panties!"

After you, gmbteach!

 

[gmbteach]

Thank you! Let's try this one.

 

[Thomas II]

In Soviet Russia, Lenin Jordans you...

 

[angelo]

Thank you! Let's try this one.

Never in the history of mother Russia did Lenin ever endorse a capitalist sport as can be seen hear by levitating the ball out of the hoop.

 

[angelo]

"Can be seen "here" that should read.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Lenin could shoot the 3, but like most white men, he jumped as if his feet were attached to the pedestal.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Let's play a game. It's called poorly translated Lenin or Straightforward Yoda?
So: "The Net. There nothing else is."

 

[Atheos]

The Lenin/Heisenberg/Schrodinger/Meadowlark philosophy emphasized the uncertainty of ... well, just about everything.

 

[gmbteach]

Lenin could shoot the 3, but like most white men, he jumped as if his feet were attached to the pedestal.

Winner. Take it away.

 

[Thomas II]

>12 hours...Next picture takes it away!...

 

[Thomas II]

Next picture...

 

[Veritass]

When I get done with the chorus girls, (takes off sunglasses) we have to hang them out to dry.

 

[Thomas II]

YEEEAAAHHH!