Caption Contest

[Jayjay]

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Fine, I'll do it. But next time it's your turn to be the torpedo.

 

[Thomas II]

WINNERS

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Join the Navy, they said. You won't be cramped in a cockpit like those airmen, they said.
You have room to swing your arms on a battleship, they said.

Fuckers.

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Finally unthroning Queensland, Victoria captures the 2015 Commitment to Recycling award.

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Fine, I'll do it. But next time it's your turn to be the torpedo.

Nicely done! First to post takes it!

 

[Jayjay]

Nicely done! First to post takes it!

Thanks. Continuing with the theme of grumpy men:

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

First rule of Polar Bear Club: don't let your testicles freeze onto the bench.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Second rule of Polar Bear Club: don't be indecisive about the Polar Bear Club.

 

[Wiploc]

"No swimming allowed. No lifeguard on duty who gives a fuck."

 

[spikepipsqueak]

When you invited me to join the Icebergs you bastards neglected to mention there would actually be icebergs.

 

[Thomas II]

Baywatch Alaska, the later years...

or


The 8th rule of Polar Bear Club: If this is your first time at Polar Bear Club, you HAVE to swim...

 

[angelo]

When you invited me to join the Icebergs you bastards neglected to mention there would actually be icebergs.

I'm not budging until I get my cup of tea.

 

[gmbteach]

I told you no diving! You will break the ice layer!

 

[Jayjay]

Winner!

I'm not budging until I get my cup of tea.

And I'm not budging until you get another photo to caption, angelo.

 

[angelo]

Try this.....

 

[gmbteach]

Sex without love is hollow and ridiculous.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Oh! Hi! The, uh, the Start-of-Work meeting's over? Already?

 

[angelo]

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Oh! Hi! The, uh, the Start-of-Work meeting's over? Already?

Take it away Keith&Co.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Thanx!

 

[jonatha]

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I could really use a beer right now....

 

[Veritass]

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"Yogi, I don't think the Ranger is going to like this..."

"So, fuck the Ranger, Boo Boo! Bring me a pick-a-nic basket."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

This plan is fool proof! All I have to do is wait for someone to lay on me and then I have lunch.

 

[Atheos]

Poor Barney Bear never quite got the hang of blending into his surroundings for an ambush.