Caption Contest

[Thomas II]

WINNER

No, it's not a self-driving car. I'm just too embarrassed of it to be seen on the driver's seat.

Take it away!

 

[Jayjay]

 

[angelo]

Yea, yea, I know. But it's a living.

 

[gmbteach]

Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Da fuck? There's not a single ten year old here. When did ComicCon stop being a kids' thing?

 

[jonatha]

Love child of Wolverine and Pikachu

 

[Jayjay]

(Somewhere in a secret Canadian military installation): When I told you to make Wolverine into a killing machine that could peel a man's skin off like a banana, I meant his claws, stupid!!

 

[Thomas II]

In the end, Woody was the only one who had the balls to make "Bananas 2: The Wolverine Adventure"...

 

[Jayjay]

Winner!

Tom Sawyer, you are the best at what you do:

Da fuck? There's not a single ten year old here. When did ComicCon stop being a kids' thing?

... and what you do is get us on all sorts of watch lists with your borderline child molester captions. Take it away.

 

[Rhea]

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Stripes, plaid AND ostrich skin!? I just, can't....

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Tom Sawyer, you are the best at what you do:

Da fuck? There's not a single ten year old here. When did ComicCon stop being a kids' thing?

... and what you do is get us on all sorts of watch lists with your borderline child molester captions. Take it away.

Here we go:

 

[gmbteach]

Tom Sawyer, you are the best at what you do:



... and what you do is get us on all sorts of watch lists with your borderline child molester captions. Take it away.

Here we go:

Trump shows one aspect of him is ready to take on the job of President!

 

[bigfield]

The hair on this doll looks completely unrealistic.

 

[angelo]

Every voter who votes for me gets this lifelike doll with my autograph on the back.

 

[jonatha]

The Donald presents his choice for Vice President - a miniaturized Ted Cruz.

(Donald's name is on the box because that's the name he puts on all his properties....)

 

[Veritass]

"Note the special 'Try me feature on back' sticker: I like it best when Ken bends me over the bathroom counter."

 

[Thomas II]

Donald Trump unveils his new plan to track immigrants with a 12" insertable probe...

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Donald Trump unveils his new plan to track immigrants with a 12" insertable probe...

Good ones, but this cracked me up the most.

Take it away, Thomas II!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks, Tom Sawyer!

Here we go...

 

[angelo]

Thanks, Tom Sawyer!

Here we go...

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Miss, could you tell me where the G Strings are?