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The Lilliputian Ambassador to the United States answers questions about marrying a woman from San Francisco.
"No, no, no. It's just a helmet. It's for my protection, not her pleasure."
 
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CondomMan, CondomMan,
Does whatever a prophylactic can.
Covers a dickhead of any size,
The greatest hero behind a fly!
Look out! Here comes the CondomMan!
Is he strong? Listen friend—
He's airtight at either end.
Can he fit into that hole?
Take a look. He's through the goal.
Hey there! There goes the CondomMan.
In the chill of the night,
At the scene of the crime,
Like a streak of light,
He arrives just in time!
CondomMan, CondomMan,
Bedroom friendly CondomMan.
Wealth and fame, he's ignored—
Penetration's his reward.
To him,
Life is a great big bang-up—
Wherever there's a hang-up,
You'll find the CondomMan!
 
WAIT!!! We have a TIE!!! It was a late entry, but worth every condom!

WINNERS... Hickdive and Keith&Co.!

First to post takes it away! Well done! :D
 
Susan, you were right, he really is a dickhead!

The original plan for The Fly involved a man and a potato, however, the initial theater testing widely panned the idea, and required the more successful modification.
 
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What's the only thing worse than being the only, unsupported, lonely militia brave enough to take over an empty Federal building in Burns, Oregon?
Never knowing if the other militia might come to support you...
 
Ya ... that's right you run away.

Fucking Obama. Trying to steal my shower doughnut. :mad:
 
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"So, if the water's cool when you put the frog in it, then bring it slowly up to a boil, the frog will cook without ever jumping out of the water."
"Interesting. But why do you bring this up on such a fine, sunny day?"
 
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