Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

Let's move this along...Next picture...

"'Morning, George." "'Morning, Ralph."

 

[Thomas II]

out of contest

 

[gmbteach]

Let's move this along...Next picture...

Looks like the dyke boy is on lunch at the moment... was it important?

 

[Tigers!]

Let's move this along...Next picture...

Remember when I asked you to come and check my septic tank? Is now a convenient time?

 

[angelo]

I called the emergency plumber days ago! It's easier and quicker to call a doctor, but he wouldn't fix my leaking faucet.

 

[Thomas II]

WINNERS tie

It's crazy I know; an entire town becomes incontinent overnight?

"'Morning, George." "'Morning, Ralph."

Looks like the dyke boy is on lunch at the moment... was it important?

First to post takes it!

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks:

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks:

Oh my god... I actually had sex with Hillary last night.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Holy shit, I have no idea what I should be doing here. Do I hit the sauna and then get a massage or do I have a martini brought to me in the hot tub? I hate that I'm forced to make these choices.

 

[Keith&Co.]

See Dick. Dick is going through his morning routine.
Routine, Dick. Routine. Shit, Shower and Shave, Dick.
Dick remembers drinking, and getting high, and having sex with a woman he never met before.
Dick suddenly remembers that they didn't use protection.
Dick is still drunk, so he now worries that he might be pregnant because he didn't use a rubber.
No, Dick, no! Chicks get pregnant, not Dicks!
Sober up, Dick!

 

[Thomas II]

Dude, I know, but...a gerbil?...

 

[angelo]

Dude, I know, but...a gerbil?...

I must've been drunker than I thought last night. Who the hell is that old woman in my bed!!

 

[Keith&Co.]

Angelo, is there any chance you could edit out the other people's captions when you quote the picture?
It's disconcerting.

 

[none]

Thanks:

why did she marry me?

 

[Thomas II]

1,2,3,4,5,6,7...Wait a minute...

 

[Hickdive]

Oh boy! AL!

 

[Thomas II]

Oh boy! AL!

HA!!! Quantum good one!

 

[gmbteach]

Oh boy! AL!

HA!!! Quantum good one!

I agree! Hickdive, WINNER!

 

[ZiprHead]

I don't get it.

 

[gmbteach]

I don't get it.