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See? I told you this app totally proves we've never been to the moon.
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See? I told you this app totally proves we've never been to the moon.
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Looks like Jimmy is not around after more than 24 hours...If nobody posts a new pic, I will...
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Ok, here we go...
Ok, here we go...
only in america can a shrill woman with spent 223 casings sewn to her shirt manifest the ongoing mantra that the first and second amendment belongs to white men with bad hair.
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Ok, here we go...
I have the hair. I have the money. But without that dress I am nothing!
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And if Sarah has her way, there'll be TWO clowns in the White House. (insert slide whistle sound effect here)
In a brief moment of clarity, Donald wondered if he'd finally taken this whole thing too far. Then he shook those feelings off and started ranting about the Jews.
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I did not have sex with this man!
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"And I'm spent!"
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
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Jack Sprat could eat no fat;
His wife could eat no lean.
And now he moans he's merely bones,
But not the bone she needs.
Jack Sprat could eat no fat;
His wife could eat no lean.
And now he moans he's merely bones,
But not the bone she needs.
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Man waiting or woman to admit she is wrong! (of course - we never are!)
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When the hot girl at the bar told Frank that she wanted to take him and eat him alive, he'd assumed, to his detriment, that she had been making some kind of sexual reference.
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He waited in vain for the right woman. When she did show up, it was too late.
He waited in vain for the right woman. When she did show up, it was too late.
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Four pints of stout, a packet of licorice, two tins of beans, and a chicken dopiaza and Maureen's farts could strip a man to the bone in twenty seconds.
Four pints of stout, a packet of licorice, two tins of beans, and a chicken dopiaza and Maureen's farts could strip a man to the bone in twenty seconds.