Thomas II
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Fragile! Handle with care!...
Ya, this George Clooney I ordered is a Kevin Sorbo at best. Can I return it for store credit?
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Fragile! Handle with care!...
WINNER!!!
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Thanks, gmbteach! Here we go...
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Frank's prototype glory hole had some design flaws, not the least of which is that it was difficult to maintain one's balance by standing on a stack of books while ... using it.
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Thanks, gmbteach! Here we go...
I'm sorry, but this is how it has to be when you are menstruating. Oh, and here's your douche kit.
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Few people realize that the movie: Gravity, was a remake. In the movie, the last surviving astronaut in orbit has to single handedly perform a reentry with unfamiliar spaceships she's not really qualified to operate.
In the original, the only survivor of a toxic gas release in a hearing clinic has to overcome a door locked shut by a stack of 21 books.
But they are hardcover books.
And some of them are really, really big.
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Stop asking "why". Just take off your clothes and cup your breast to it. This is science damn it!
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Past the due date, but...
He's a brick...house.
He's a brick...house.
Elixir
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Amazing how quickly you can gather a crowd just by offering a little head...
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In days of old,
When knights were bold,
And ladies weren't invented,
Men stuck their poles,
in little holes,
and walked away contented!
Meet the 20th century version!
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Box O' Girlfriend!
(Cannot be shipped to Utah)
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I'm sorry Miss, but you'll have to strip otherwise the time machine won't work.
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W00t!
Not over there. Check the app again. Where the heck is this lunar eclipse?
Not over there. Check the app again. Where the heck is this lunar eclipse?
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Larry, are you sure this is where you saw the UFO?
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Out of Contest but...
Dr Harper wins Nobel prize for physiology with his proof that women fart too.
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"AHA!"
"What?"
"My science teacher, Mrs. Burton? She always said that you couldn't read by moonlight."
"You're not reading by moonlight, moron, you're reading your KINDLE!"
Thomas II
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Frank, I think I'm getting a clue!
Seriously? Because I'm totally getting such a raging clue right now...
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Stop trying to find it in the dark, just let me grab this light to help you!