Caption Contest

[Veritass]

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Butterscotch could only hide her head and cry, when she heard that only the deer and the antelope get to play.

 

[Bomb#20]

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The real way you capture a unicorn.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Wilbur... I told you I don't like having to do the glory hole thing.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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Studley had been alone for so long, he left no crack unexplored.

 

[ZiprHead]

I keep waiting for, "The second one to post takes it!"

Guess that makes me the second one to post... heeeere ya go!
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I'd like you to meet... Elmer.

 

[Elixir]

Great stuff folks! Though I was hoping for some Eeyore jokes...
A difficult pick, but - Jonatha - WINNER! Have at it.

 

[jonatha]

 

[gmbteach]

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What a whiskey business....

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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The Magnificent Seven ride again.

 

[angelo]

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The pub with no beer!

 

[Wiploc]

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"Seven bottles walked into a bar ..."

 

[ZiprHead]

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Okay, I'm ready for my evening. What did you bring to drink?

 

[Atheos]

Honey, what do you mean I had too much last night? I polished off one six pack and chased it with a small bottle of Woodford. C'mon.

 

[Veritass]

Now, if you line up the bottles in the order they were first manufactured, and cross out every 3rd and 4th letter, then read right-to-left and bottom-to-top, you will see that it clearly spells out the message, "Mo buze mo sx". Clearly there is a God, and He has a message for us.

 

[jonatha]

Winner

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"Seven bottles walked into a bar ..."

Winner

(Sorry for the delay; I was trying to replicate Veritass's discovery...)

 

[Wiploc]

I keep getting invalid file messages when I try to post, and I have out-of-state company, so I'll pass it to whoever posts the next picture.

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[gmbteach]

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So is now a good time to tell you I am really a man? (your choice as to who says it!)

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Seriously, dude, unclench. The Daily Show is about to start and I need the remote.

 

[angelo]

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I'm sorry I laughed at your dick honey, I didn't really mean it when I said my baby brother's puts yours to shame. Honest!