Atheos
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Hey, check out my Vulcan friend here. He can do finger shadows of penises on his abdomen. <heh heh heh>
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Hey, check out my Vulcan friend here. He can do finger shadows of penises on his abdomen. <heh heh heh>
angelo
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Quick Uhuru, Mr Spock has an erection!
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Not as popular as the original series, "Star Trek: The Opera" did have an excellent duet entitled, "Così Tante Tribbles".
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The winner! I actually searched "purple nurple" to find that image.
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Thanks, ZiprHead 
Here we go...
Here we go...
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Ladies, don't be shy, throw your panties at the target.
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Thanks, ZiprHead
Here we go...
Guy in black in the background:
OMG these guys are idiots - I could hit him from here......
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"Delegate auditions for the RNC? I thought this was the line for the Gong Show! Oh, well, same difference; fire away."
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The Church of the Holy Plastic Redeemer's production of The Passion of the Christ was the big hit of the evening.
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9/11 Truther - The Musical's scene trying to reenact how the collapse was not possible.
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WINNERS TIE
hurtinbuckaroo and Ziprhead
Take it away!
hurtinbuckaroo and Ziprhead
Take it away!
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Although she was a single parent, Marsha made every effort to make sure her son didn't miss the experience of having a father.
Dammit, ma, you know that swill throws the milk off...
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Push me son, puuuussshhh meeee!!!
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From "A Bronx Tale"
"Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, dump her.
Calogero 'C' Anello: Just like that?
Sonny: Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."
From "A Bronx Tale"
"Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, dump her.
Calogero 'C' Anello: Just like that?
Sonny: Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."
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Mum, the man sitting opposite wants to know if you're wearing panties.
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The previous thing Brenda remembered was being at that party with those cigarettes
The previous thing Brenda remembered was being at that party with those cigarettes
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Sorry for the delay in getting back to the thread. Had a late night out last night.
This one's the winner. Take it away, G.
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Contest over. So what.
Can't resist.
At least they got the whore before the cart.
Contest over. So what.
Can't resist.
At least they got the whore before the cart.