Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

Wow, thanks. There were some pretty funny captions for that one, I'm surprised mine took the gold.

How about this one:

And then the floor said "Wow, your tits are huge!".

 

[Atheos]

Some titillating captions so far but I feel like I'd breast give it a couple more hours...

 

[Deepak]

No caption, but that room could use another lamp

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Imagine my disappointment after my date asked if I wanted to see her piercings.

 

[Thomas II]

And this is the nursery...

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

The Honda CEO's request for "headlights on the ceiling" was badly misinterpreted.

Nipping this round. We've come abreast of time constraints and hurtinbucaroo's entry jiggled the winner's bell.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Okay, here we go:

 

[gmbteach]

Okay, here we go:

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Camera, camera in my hand, who's the fairest in the land?

 

[fromderinside]

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Oh my. You are excited. What a cute thumb.

 

[ZiprHead]

Okay, here we go:

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Hey, baby. How about you, me and my 7 little friends get together for a little... fun.

 

[Thomas II]

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Now we shall see who is the fairest one of all!

 

[Thomas II]

gmbteach I had not seen your post! :laughing-smiley-014

 

[Thomas II]

gmbteach I had not seen your post! :laughing-smiley-014

Of course it means that mine is out of contest!

 

[gmbteach]

gmbteach I had not seen your post! :laughing-smiley-014

Of course it means that mine is out of contest!

GMTA!

 

[Thomas II]

Of course it means that mine is out of contest!

GMTA!

 

[angelo]

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Get the fuck out of my selfie bitch!

 

[Atheos]

Attempting to appeal to modern kids and cater to increasing pressure from apple industry lobbyists, one script change in the 2016 remake was to replace the poison apple with a sleep-inducing app downloaded from the play store.

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

Attempting to appeal to modern kids and cater to increasing pressure from apple industry lobbyists, one script change in the 2016 remake was to replace the poison apple with a sleep-inducing app downloaded from the play store.

Since hurtinbuckaroo is not available, and we are >24 hours rule, the WINNER is Atheos.

Well done, and take it away!

 

[Atheos]

Didn't think I'd be back up at bat so soon. How about this one:

 

[Tigers!]

Didn't think I'd be back up at bat so soon. How about this one:

When I was a lad the game of horseshoes used small metal ones.