Jimmy Higgins
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Meanwhile, at the Alabama Democrat Caucus, voters helped determine who would take the state's delegates.
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Didn't think I'd be back up at bat so soon. How about this one:
The Alabama team took first place in the Toilet Seat Tasting Nationals.
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Didn't think I'd be back up at bat so soon. How about this one:
Jimmy Johnson makes changes to the seat of his race care after mistakenly eating a lunch of chili and oysters prior to the race.
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Didn't think I'd be back up at bat so soon. How about this one:
"Hey, Earl! Come look at this. Doesn't this stain look like Jesus?"
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"Now, if I try real hard I might just catch me there a young wife."
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"I wonder if these things here are like dem boomerang things dem aboriginies got and comes back when you toss it?"
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"I wonder if these things here are like dem boomerang things dem aboriginies got and comes back when you toss it?"
Jimmy Higgins
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Micah proudly displayed his trophy, the Porcelain Seat, for winning the 2016 Toilet Clogger event at the State's Fair.
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The new "Redneck Magnet" passes beta test, when Bubba is completely unable to release it.
Atheos
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WINNER!
Some great entries, Jayjay wins!
Ever since I was a child, my mom let me lick the chocolate off the spatula... and boy did that evolve into a weird fetish.
Some great entries, Jayjay wins!
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Trump: get your hands off me! I don't need healing you their! I AM the messiah!
Oh my God! That dude just touched Donald Trump! That is so fucking disgusting!
Thomas II
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Aaaand I got your nose!
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Look out sir! Your mask is slipping!
Remember, we can't be seen in our true form before the election...
Atheos
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Okay, cover my eyes again. Someone hold up an arbitrary number of fingers and I'll once again amaze you with my ability to predict how many. I can do this all day.
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In the name of Jesus Christ, demon be gone!!
Thomas II
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Religious leaders making sure Trump respects the separation of Church and State...
Thomas II
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The blinded leading the blind...
bilby
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Thank you!
How about this:
How about this: