Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

First prototype of the tequila shooter.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Early testing phase for the Bukake Face Shield

Oh you will tell us or we will kill you. Now Mr. Bond, what did she do after she put the lime in the coconut?

 

[angelo]

Doctor, are you sure this brain transplant will work?

 

[Thomas II]

WINNERS

"You will feel a slight sting. . . . "

Early testing phase for the Bukake Face Shield

Oh you will tell us or we will kill you. Now Mr. Bond, what did she do after she put the lime in the coconut?

First to post takes it away!

 

[Thomas II]

12 hour rule...Open for new picture...

 

[Thomas II]

Next picture...

 

[Thomas II]

Ok, how about ...

 

[jonatha]

Ok, how about ...

It's easy for a professional politician to satisfy parties on both sides of the argument

 

[Elixir]

"You can get below almost any bar - just grab it with both hands and swing yourself under!"

~or~

"When selecting staff members, have them guess which hand holds the magic bean!"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

The crowd watching in disturbing awe as he lifted the glass pitcher without using his hands or feet. Eww!

 

[Veritass]

If you can guess which hand the ball is in, I will release the Pokémon Go characters hidden in these "lamps".

 

[ZiprHead]

Ok, how about ...

I was eight years old and riding my bike and this fly flew right in my mouth...

 

[Atheos]

Well first I'd stroke the one on my left like this for a few seconds, then I'd stroke the other one. The key to "edging" is not to go overboard. Make it last.

 

[gmbteach]

What did I learn today at the 'school of government?' Well, my stripes on my tie make me want to VROOM VROOM!

 

[fromderinside]

The first thing one must learn when speaking on stage is show a firm masculine wrists when gesturing. Notice I don't expose my nails eliminating those dirty comments.

Always wear something unusual near your waist to keep the attention of those easily bored.

Oh, and never wear a tie with uniform yellow and blue stripes.

 

[Thomas II]

Out of contest

 

[angelo]

[https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fc/10/a3/fc10a37646a06fef639b9a83dfcdf75a.jpgrimg]http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/IMG_4396.jpg[/img]

What have I got if I have a penis in my right hand and another penis in my left hand?

 

[Thomas II]

WINNERS (In order of arrival)

It's easy for a professional politician to satisfy parties on both sides of the argument

I was eight years old and riding my bike and this fly flew right in my mouth...

First to post takes it!

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks, TII.

 

[jonatha]

Thanks, TII.
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I just think, you know, there's not enough gold on it. Sad.