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Hey man! We did it! The coffee machine was no match for our combined intellect!
Hey man! We did it! The coffee machine was no match for our combined intellect!
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Atheos
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Join me! Together we can defeat the Trump and RULE THE GALAXY!
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"I was holding his cock so tightly and pumping it like a madman. It was beautiful..."
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Walker was ecstatic until Ryan explained paper beat rock and Walker would have be the emergency Trump replacement.
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I'll hook you up with this great barber I met through Eddie Munster - you'll be looking great by tomorrow!
I'll hook you up with this great barber I met through Eddie Munster - you'll be looking great by tomorrow!
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That's one way to carry the dog's poop bag.
Generally one doesn't do it after the thing's full though....
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His name was Ricco, he was a show boy,
with his balls wrapped up in foil,
in Ibiza he did toil...
His name was Ricco, he was a show boy,
with his balls wrapped up in foil,
in Ibiza he did toil...
Atheos
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Yeah, I still use the same underwear I had when I was 3 years old. How'd you guess?
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Well, yes, I am Jewish! How can you tell?
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Thanks,Zip!
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I don't see what the cat sees in this!
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The Gold medal for laying a duck egg goes to Miss Prissy of the United States!
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Thanks,Zip!
Dry-humping a chicken isn't as fun as it looks.
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Which came first, the chicken or the leg?
If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half how much bling can be acquired from a single rap album featuring nothing but clucks?
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Take it away, Atheos!
Which came first, the chicken or the leg?
If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half how much bling can be acquired from a single rap album featuring nothing but clucks?
Take it away, Atheos!
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The team you don't want to be on, unless your into that sort of thing.