Caption Contest

[Bomb#20]

The Vagina Dentata Monologues

Eww! Winner!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

 

[ZiprHead]

"Mommy, there was a bright light coming from the sky and she just went up."

 

[Elixir]

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We're playing hide and seek, and I've been looking for her for almost three hours...

 

[Thomas II]

Elixir wins this one

 

[Elixir]

Thanks!
Caption this:

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

It is trying to warn us of something.... but what?

 

[Tigers!]

I am all for being cautious but that is confusing.


How i feel when casting my vote.

 

[Thomas II]

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Challenge Accepted!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Man... now I got to pee.

 

[Elixir]

Man... now I got to pee.

Right?
The pic is of the traffic light nearest to my house - the only traffic light within several miles. It was in the process of being converted to a "smart" (read: stupid) light.

Jimmy is the WINNER this time.

 

[Tigers!]

Since Jimmy seems to be MIA I will throw in the next one.

 

[Thomas II]

Next picture...

 

[SLD]

Next picture...

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Yeah. Dog shit grosses me out too.

 

[ZiprHead]

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"You've got the black gloves. You pick it up."

 

[jonatha]

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No, I can't see my toes either

 

[none]

Next picture...

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I told you to drop the money in the box.

 

[Tigers!]

How do we get out of this bow?

Blue outfits suits my eyes better

 

[Thomas II]

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No, I can't see my toes either

Winner!

 

[jonatha]

 

[none]

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Although majestic the new atheists have their faults.

 

[DBT]

Captain Rogers dream of faster and more efficient troop mobilization is realized at last.

 

[ZiprHead]

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After Putin saw this photo, he figured bare-chested on a pony was much better than in-uniform on a bird.

 

[Thomas II]

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Really Reginald? Taking Simona out without the cart? Is this your idea of a joke?

 

[jonatha]

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Really Reginald? Taking Simona out without the cart? Is this your idea of a joke?

Winner

 

[jonatha]

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Really Reginald? Taking Simona out without the cart? Is this your idea of a joke?

Winner

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks! Yeah, we got here a Weekend Double...I'm tellin' ya...




or

 

[ZiprHead]

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"She's dead, Jim."

 

[SLD]

My nose itches.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

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"Terraforming the atmosphere went without a hitch.

Dunno what we're doing wrong with the soil."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

It’d take several decades for the Aussie Air Force to be taken seriously.

 

[Tigers!]

Thanks! Yeah, we got here a Weekend Double...I'm tellin' ya...


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How will convince people we have faked this scene?

Remember to make sure your suit cam is always on

 

[Thomas II]

My nose itches.

WINNER!

 

[SLD]

My nose itches.

WINNER!

Thanks! I always wondered how they deal with that. In honor of Columbus Day:

 

[Thomas II]

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First person to put pineapple in his pizza...

 

[none]

My nose itches.

WINNER!

Thanks! I always wondered how they deal with that. In honor of Columbus Day:


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Welcome to India.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

He's got the whole world...

 

[ZiprHead]

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"That's a nice world ya got there. Be a shame if sumthin' happened to it."

 

[Thomas II]

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Well, yes, a few Indians had to die, but one does not simply walk into Mordor!

 

[Tigers!]

Thanks! I always wondered how they deal with that. In honor of Columbus Day:


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This is where Vasco de Gama told me to go.

 

[Elixir]

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“And here, laddie, here be MONSTERS!”

 

[hyzer]

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“Hello. Hi, I'm Chris. I'm here for the exercise ball yoga class."

 

[SLD]

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Well, yes, a few Indians had to die, but one does not simply walk into Mordor!

A lotta good ones. But this one was the best. Take ‘er away!

 

[Thomas II]

Thank you!

This is a WEEKEND DOUBLE!




or


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[Tigers!]

Thank you!

This is a WEEKEND DOUBLE!




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Hi mum.
Told you I'd make the news someday.

 

[Thomas II]

out of contest

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"When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench,
I can always hear them talk.
Me, I'm just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way I walk..." (From "I know what I like", by Genesis)

Show

 

[Wiploc]

[Out of Contest]


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"You're doing it wrong."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

out of contest

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"When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench,
I can always hear them talk.
Me, I'm just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way I walk..." (From "I know what I like", by Genesis)

Show

There’s always been Ethel.
Jumping on rooftops chasing the cat round...

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

There’s always been Ethel.
Jumping on rooftops chasing the cat round...

Take it away!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

WINNER

There’s always been Ethel.
Jumping on rooftops chasing the cat round...

Take it away!

Riffing Genesis for the win?! Well, let's go down to the farm then.