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Jimmy Higgins

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Help (I Lost My Contact) would go on to inexplicably be the 4th hit for this K-Pop band.
 

Wiploc

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“What in the wide world of sports is a-goin' on here? I hired you people to get a little track laid. Not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”
 

Tigers!

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On the wing waiting for a kick.
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Yes I do live here. Why do you ask? (Either to the other.)

Man to cat - Since your haircut you look so different. (or cat to man)
 

Tigers!

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This is what happens when AI design car washes.

Alpha testing for the new submarine washing machine.

Bet this never happened to James Bond.

(is that a rock further out or a whale or the next car?)
 

ZiprHead

Loony Running The Asylum
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Democratic Socialist Atheist
"Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free."

"A blow job? That'll work too."
 

Bomb#20

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[wrong thread]
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Regular concert goers judged that the best sound balance was usually to be heard from within large concrete bunkers some thirty-seven miles away from the stage, whilst the musicians themselves played their instruments by remote control from within a heavily insulated spaceship which stayed in orbit around the planet - or more frequently around a completely different planet.
 

Bomb#20

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Little known fact -- the chief engineer NASA hired to carry out the faking of the supposed 1969 moon landings in an Arizona movie studio was a brilliant young South African named Errol Musk. Turns out the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
 

Gospel

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Agnostic
"Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here"
"This is Houston. Say again, please."
"Dumbass lost the keys to the shuttle."
 

ZiprHead

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"Dammit! I knew eating Mexican food before this trip was a bad idea."
 
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