Caption Contest

[Elixir]

Ah, thank you.
Caption THIS!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Help (I Lost My Contact) would go on to inexplicably be the 4th hit for this K-Pop band.

 

[ZiprHead]

I love it when sailors bend over in front of me.

 

[Wiploc]

“What in the wide world of sports is a-goin' on here? I hired you people to get a little track laid. Not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”

 

[Elixir]

Help (I Lost My Contact) would go on to inexplicably be the 4th hit for this K-Pop band.

WINNER!!!

 

[Thomas II]

It's been a few days, so moving this along...Next picture...

 

[ZiprHead]

Do you have any Grey Poupon?

 

[Tigers!]

Yes I do live here. Why do you ask? (Either to the other.)

Man to cat - Since your haircut you look so different. (or cat to man)

 

[Elixir]

"I'll jump if you will!"

 

[Thomas II]

"I'll jump if you will!"

WINNER !!!

 

[Elixir]

Thanks! Caption this:

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks! Caption this:

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"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"

 

[ZiprHead]

"It's better than a seatbelt."

 

[Tigers!]

"Mum I was here first"

 

[Elixir]

Thanks! Caption this:

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"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"

@Thomas II is the WINNER (and fairly nailed the actual relationship IRL!)

 

[Thomas II]

Thank you!
Sorry for being late...
New picture...

 

[Tigers!]

This is what happens when AI design car washes.

Alpha testing for the new submarine washing machine.

Bet this never happened to James Bond.

(is that a rock further out or a whale or the next car?)

 

[Wiploc]

(is that a rock further out or a whale or the next car?)

It's Captain Nemo.

 

[Wiploc]

Thank you!
Sorry for being late...
New picture...

"I'm sorry, Dave, I can't let you do that."

 

[Elixir]

"Dammit - I TOLD you we were trying to contact you regarding your car's extended warranty!"

 

[Wiploc]

"Dammit - I TOLD you we were trying to contact you regarding your car's extended warranty!"

 

[ZiprHead]

"Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free."

"A blow job? That'll work too."

 

[Thomas II]

TIES! Wiploc, Elixir, and ZiprHead. All good!

 

[Elixir]

Caption this:

 

[ZiprHead]

The one on the right sounds a little hollow.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Mezzo-Soprano my ass!

 

[Tigers!]

Schrödinger's dog joined the band

Skeleton staff?

 

[Gospel]

Yup, there's no heaven for dogs.

 

[hyzer]

You all stop howling or I’ll put one more dog tail into an electrical outlet….

 

[Elixir]

Yup, there's no heaven for dogs.

Very good, G... WINNER!

 

[Gospel]

 

[ZiprHead]

"Tell me if you've heard this one before."

 

[Thomas II]

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Hmmm...Good track, but we're gonna need more cowbell...

 

[Elixir]

Ok, I'll take it if you can install it in my low-rider Impala.

 

[Tigers!]

How do we test the bass without causing an earthquake?
Hmmm.

Looking forward to the 1812 Overture.

 

[Gospel]

Hmmm...Good track, but we're gonna need more cowbell...

Ok, I'll take it if you can install it in my low-rider Impala.

Tie! First to post.

 

[Bomb#20]

[wrong thread]
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Regular concert goers judged that the best sound balance was usually to be heard from within large concrete bunkers some thirty-seven miles away from the stage, whilst the musicians themselves played their instruments by remote control from within a heavily insulated spaceship which stayed in orbit around the planet - or more frequently around a completely different planet.

 

[Thomas II]

Hmmm...Good track, but we're gonna need more cowbell...

Ok, I'll take it if you can install it in my low-rider Impala.

Tie! First to post.

Thanks! Lets try this one...

 

[jonatha]

I told you to go before we left

 

[Bomb#20]

Little known fact -- the chief engineer NASA hired to carry out the faking of the supposed 1969 moon landings in an Arizona movie studio was a brilliant young South African named Errol Musk. Turns out the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...

 

[Gospel]

"Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here"
"This is Houston. Say again, please."
"Dumbass lost the keys to the shuttle."

 

[Tigers!]

Why do we need to social disatnce here?

I'll say it one more time - the scenery is boring

 

[ZiprHead]

"Dammit! I knew eating Mexican food before this trip was a bad idea."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

A: I spy with my eye something the color re....

B: Shut up Carl.

 

[Thomas II]

A: I spy with my eye something the color re....

B: Shut up Carl.

WINNER!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

A: I spy with my eye something the color re....

B: Shut up Carl.

WINNER!

Thanks.

 

[ZiprHead]

"Will you marry me?"

"Who are you?"

 

[hyzer]

New for 2022, gender reveal events have been replaced by COVID test-result reveals . . .

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks.

A: I spy with my eye something the color re....

B: Shut up Carl.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

New for 2022, gender reveal events have been replaced by COVID test-result reveals . . .

Winner!